Jeeeeeezzzzzzzz

oh look, @nanoraptor.danamania.com at it agai- wait, what? holy shit.

Hell yeah. I found Ian's site looking for goofy lacing patterns for some Converses more than 20 years ago. I don't think I've ever had that knot come undone without someone (me) stepping on a too-long lace end.

hell yeah dude

Crocheted Christmas baubles on a table with a basket & yarn in the background

Giving new life to old ornaments! @whatahellofawaytodad.com will be at Affton High School craft fair on Saturday, for you STL peeps. I'm thinking about organizing an ornament trade in, where turning in so many scratched up ornaments gets you one of these. This year is all about the barter.

...admittedly, I absolutely stopped at QT for some steak n cheese taquitos this afternoon.

I do a lot of deliveries for work, so I see far too many gas stations. I've slowly been convincing my coworkers that Circle K's $4 breakfast combo blows QT out of the water (breakfast sandwich [most of which don't suck], 16 Oz Monster, and a hash brown patty)

I hate that I knew this was about QT in the first sentence.

If it were in greyscale, I'd accuse you of doing a whole bunch of walking before falling down in front of someone's door.

birthday cards and banners I made for my mom in 5th grade-ass garbage

1997 MS Publisher-ass production

An army marches on its feet and nothing else. Somebody said that once, right?

didn't even have the decorum to die at 69

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

Quark sells franchises of his bar to fund the purchase of a moon. Wait, shit. The first half of that was already a Lower Decks plot point, wasn't it?

As a pan dude, I require your cheugiest Le Creuset Dutch oven.

It's only a proper Parenti video if it's yellow, otherwise it's just sparkling anti-capitalism

"Care for an adventure?" followed by checkbox options of "heck Yes" and "fuck No" all in a half-assed medieval script

Would you like to play a game?

And my female partner, Virginia. Virginia Langley. No relation.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Good News! They are tearing down the White House! (Update: Okay so it's actually for a stupid fucking ballr...)

not the jarlic!

A ghast warns, "Beware, traveler. Roger is afoot. Fret not. Seek not Roger, he shan't seek you." There's just blood all over the dang place.

Roger just wants you to have a good time, so long as he can be left alone.

A spooky haint

Roger's Herald went a bit heavy on the red in his right eye and there's no telling when it'll actually dry out.

a creepy ghast or haint beseeching the viewer of the image, "Beware, traveler. Roger is afoot"

Gonna commission a short adventure for OSE or 5e called "Roger is afoot" with an EULA requiring the DM never let the PCs encounter Roger.

huh, I was wondering what was up with that clock in my peripheral vision

Three-point-four-times Local Daytime Eisner winner Rory Blank™

The viscacha, an absurd, rabbit-like creature. They are fat, furry, and have hilariously long whiskers that extend far past their bodies. This one is plopped on his butt.

A viscacha with his whiskers pointed down and his paws in a dainty position

A viscacha holding his hand up as if to say no pictures please

Another sitting viscacha but he looks SO soft and SO fat

Thinking about viscachas again

A confused young man drawn in black and white in 2 comic panels, thinking in the first "??????" and in the second "?"

BUHHH?
GUH?

Flaltee 0/10 can see the vampires reflection at 9:24 125 Reply 5 years ago

GO CARDS!