Look, Jelly Belly bitches, I just want a pound of buttered popcorn jellybeans without having to explain why.
04.10.2025 08:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I DO NOT WANT TO BE THIS GUY.
(Googles "MAKE IT STOP")
04.10.2025 04:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
List of unexplained sounds - Wikipedia
Aak and ye shall receive.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
03.10.2025 05:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
HOP OFF MY DICK, SQUIRRELY DAN!
03.10.2025 03:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
*regretting life decisions*
Can't I just focus on medical care??? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
03.10.2025 02:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
If it was the ONLY thing I have to do it would probably be okay ... but I still have my own work to do and every 30 seconds, "Hey! Can you show me/explain to me/fix this for me?"
I know you get it, thus why I am whinging to you ๐
03.10.2025 02:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I have been introduced to the Wikipedia list of unexplained sounds, and see you on the other side of the rabbithole.
03.10.2025 02:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
*cue mournful noises*
03.10.2025 02:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I've heard a lot of shit about office based "half a donut" customs. But, fuck you, I am taking 9/16ths.
03.10.2025 02:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Central NY, so closer to Kingston than Ft Erie now
27.09.2025 06:54 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Thrift stores are my second home, seriously
27.09.2025 06:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I have to cross through the eastern shore of Lake Ontario to get there, Kingston first ๐
27.09.2025 04:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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Yo, Pebkac
27.09.2025 03:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I never knew I needed a mummy sleeping bag until this moment! Holy crow!
27.09.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
๐ Soft fuzzy blankies
27.09.2025 03:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
That's TOE-tally wrong, @sandor22.bsky.social
27.09.2025 03:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Im now closer to Ottawa than I was to Toronto, weird shift
27.09.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The gif game fails at this point with NO Gavin memes. "And his head was entirely made out of MEAT!"
27.09.2025 02:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I grew up Ontario adjacent in western New York. Never realized hiw HUGE Ontario is!
27.09.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
But THESE are the Daves I know, I know
27.09.2025 02:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
SPATEN! Its not Optimator, but still valid
27.09.2025 02:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
It was BEAUTIFUL. Blue skies, fluffy clouds. Have been familiar with the FT Erie/Missisauga/GTA portion of ON ... the peninsula is beautiful
27.09.2025 02:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Tail end of growing season is SO autumn, right? I am well, thank you for asking! Just had a lovely trip with friends ๐
27.09.2025 02:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I'm just light averse, so I remain in skepticism of SAD UV lights. Can't we just darK? ๐
27.09.2025 02:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
A) slow tasty beers are best beers B) Gatsby
27.09.2025 02:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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