James

that rules, thanks for letting me know

and Stephen, being Jack's mirror, is good at absolutely everything except sailing

no you nailed it. the books will continue to emphasize that Jack is extremely bad at everything not related to seamanship

Taking art commissions to help Minnesota ACLU. DM inquiries.

Could Potentially Be My Star Wars Movies that fancied themselves the next Star Wars.

started this list, if anybody has any recommendations please let me know. Only movies that creators imagined to be as good or important as Star Wars, not just Star Wars knockoffs letterboxd.com/itsgrayson/l...

No matter how many photos come out, it never gets easier seeing Clinton in these photos. He was our president for god's sake, we should demand better

Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri is the Krillin of The Sopranos

Bobby Baccalieri is the Krillin of 'The Sopranos'

Frivolous Lawsuits Let’s get it out of the way because you’re probably thinking about it. This is not going to be about Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants, the infamous 1994 lawsuit where an elderly woman sued McDonald’s...

Please enjoy today's post about the (not as real as the jokes would have you believe) litigation crisis of the 1970s:

Elvis Is Alive The Setup “5. Elvis Is Living in My Bunker (Baghdad Enquirer)” – From David Letterman’s “Top 10 Headlines in Today's Baghdad Newspapers,” February 1, 1991 Elvis Presley suffered a ghoulish revival ...

Good morning my friends, please enjoy this first post about a joke that was absolutely everywhere in the late 80s and early 90s: www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/elvis-is-ali...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9C...

the classic R Crumb comic panel of a weirdo seeing a normal guy whistling happily and being angry about it with the caption changed to "I loathe every person I see who doesn't like Avatar enough"

Keith David sitting at a switch 2 display and smiling warmly at the camera like he's having a good time

Jason Alexander looking to camera like a cornered animal as he plays a display model Nintendo GameCube.

nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander

the french call vacations "la petite retraite" which translates literally to "the little retirement"

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

Town Fair Tire @TownFairTire Welcome to @metaTownFair !... a vr world #VR #Racing dropping soon ... @MetaQuestVR #AppLabs

#metaTownFair.Gallery is making great progress as we continue to build out our interior ... A work in progress as we still have much to do. Nobody does #SoftwareDevelopment like @TownFairTire. #NFT #NFTs #NFTart #NFTgallery (a vr gallery of nft garbage, lol)

@TownFairTire Welcome to #metaTownFair !... Outside of the building just about complete !... Great work Thang and Ryan! #Metaverse #TireMetaverse #VirtualStore (a vr town fair tire shop)

the AI slop is the predictable boring stuff, but more interesting is a year+ ago when they were trying to make a VR app happen. Not sure why this didn't take off!!

Town Fair Tire Legends speak of a tire with grip so strong, it's known across systems. One man dares to face it. We just make sure yours are easier to handle. #TownFairTire #DriveWithConfidence #TireTalk #GalacticGrip #TheTreadAwakens (ai slop of a tire with a lightsaber next to it)

obsessed with the deranged twitter account of a New England tire shop which just constantly posts low engagement AI slop videos of tires, most recently a Star Wars themed one where a jedi fights "Darth Tire" which... are tires evil in this scenario?

Master and Commander/TNG Intro

this was rendering all day while I was out lol

The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

screen shot from the anime I'm the Villainess, So I'm Taming the Final Boss. the closed caption says, "I'm just going around jump-kicking any boys looking for dance partners inappropriately."

how I'm spending my Friday night

Screenshot from the movie STALKER, with the character Stalker laying down in water as a dog overlooks him

How your email found me

b&w photo of Mifune in his beloved cream '52 MG TD, with his katana/sword visible on the dash. photo is mostly dirt road, with Mifune at the very bottom of the photo in driver's seat.

Toshiro Mifune driving his MG TD on the set of Yojimbo with his sword on the dash

welcome to my vineyard I say while crushing a handful of grapes into a pint glass of vodka

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

at least there was plenty of high-density urban housing in blade runner

looks like dogshit

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill