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@simonkeating.bsky.social

Coffee, cheese and snacks in East London.

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Brick Lane

17.09.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What's funny is you can tell exactly why it output this string.

When it stole literally all of Stack Overflow, it stole tons and tons of people's explanations of how to make a program that produces random character strings.

One of the easiest ways to do so, contains *this* ASCII string.

31.07.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 564    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6
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WFH

18.07.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!"

This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: 

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. 
 
When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. 
 
Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!" This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

11.07.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 14847    πŸ” 8577    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 365
A street sign in Upton, England reading "Play Area and Cholera Burial Ground"

A street sign in Upton, England reading "Play Area and Cholera Burial Ground"

Never change, England

11.07.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3625    πŸ” 829    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 61
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UK households told to leave loft hatch open for the next seven days Simply opening your loft hatch can make a huge difference in summer

Did a demon write this?

12.07.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1732    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 56
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I am definitely allowed to be here

15.06.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brick Lane

06.02.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Berlin

17.12.2024 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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El gato fatto

30.11.2024 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Late Night in the Studio

22.11.2024 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ouch. 😳😳😳

19.09.2024 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not the photo I’d have used.

19.09.2024 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1056    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 11
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"They're eating the pets!"

11.09.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Taylor Swift endorses Harris

Taylor Swift endorses Harris

Taylor Swift endorses Harris

Taylor Swift endorses Harris

TAYLOR SWIFT ENDORSEMENT

11.09.2024 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1304    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 115

I wanted to marry my English tutor when she got out of jail.

But apparently, you can’t end a sentence with a proposition.

09.09.2024 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 867    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 12
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'People are right to be angry', says water boss The boss of Water UK says the UK's system is old and that bill rises proposed should be higher.

We do need higher bills.

But not to make an appallingly run company "financeable and investable".

Let them go bust, impose a large haircut on bondholders, and use bill payers money for sewers not dividends/bond repayments.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

28.08.2024 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 371    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 19
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Brick Lane

29.08.2024 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Captain Ramius from Hunt For Red October saying "they don't know why I'm detecting with this shubmarine. And people dancing saying it's the anniversary of his wife's death and did you know he's Lithuanian?

Captain Ramius from Hunt For Red October saying "they don't know why I'm detecting with this shubmarine. And people dancing saying it's the anniversary of his wife's death and did you know he's Lithuanian?

28.08.2024 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3132    πŸ” 604    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 45
A modernist concrete foyer

A modernist concrete foyer

TO THOSE WHO FIND THIS NOTE
IF YOU HAVE FOUND THIS NOTE YOU MUST BE ENGAGED IN DEMOLISHING ONE OF THE FALSE COLUMNS THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN THE FOYER OF THE SAINSBURY WING OF THE NATIONAL GALLERY.
I BELIEVE THAT THE FALSE COLUMNS ARE
A MISTAKE OF THE ARCHITECT AND THAT WE WOULD LIVE TO REGRET OUR ACCEPTING THIS DETAIL OF HIS DESIGN.
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ONE OF THE DONORS OF THIS
BUILDING IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED THAT YOUR GENERATION HAS DECIDED TO DISPENSE WITH THE UNNECESSARY COLUMNS.

TO THOSE WHO FIND THIS NOTE IF YOU HAVE FOUND THIS NOTE YOU MUST BE ENGAGED IN DEMOLISHING ONE OF THE FALSE COLUMNS THAT HAVE BEEN PLACED IN THE FOYER OF THE SAINSBURY WING OF THE NATIONAL GALLERY. I BELIEVE THAT THE FALSE COLUMNS ARE A MISTAKE OF THE ARCHITECT AND THAT WE WOULD LIVE TO REGRET OUR ACCEPTING THIS DETAIL OF HIS DESIGN. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ONE OF THE DONORS OF THIS BUILDING IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED THAT YOUR GENERATION HAS DECIDED TO DISPENSE WITH THE UNNECESSARY COLUMNS.

The National Gallery in London is renovating its Sainsbury Wing and they’ve just found a secret letter from one of the original donors, sunk into a concrete column, saying that he hates the columns and is glad they’re being demolished.
10/10 unhinged rich man behaviour, no notes

27.08.2024 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4816    πŸ” 1637    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 178

Starmer on Downing St location for his speech: β€œThis is a garden and a building once used for lockdown parties…this garden and this building is now back in your service.”

27.08.2024 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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The Wizard of Oz is 85
And in 1998, Rick Polito wrote the greatest one line description of a movie ever for a listing on TCM.

25.08.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1566    πŸ” 363    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 12
My big fluffy white cat with orange ears and tail making a shocked face of disbelief

My big fluffy white cat with orange ears and tail making a shocked face of disbelief

TFW u are told u have in fact been fed before in your life

20.08.2024 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2246    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 8
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In 1947 10yr old Richard Allen of San Francisco spent a week at the movies and will forever be my hero.

23.07.2024 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2133    πŸ” 377    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 47
Image of all Labour’s MPs standing in a crescent

Image of all Labour’s MPs standing in a crescent

Labour’s parliamentary party. β€œThousands of β€˜em.”

08.07.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm an 81 year old retired nurse from Derby. I've voted Labour all my life but l'll be voting for @Nigel_Farage and @reformparty uk at the general election.
Quote tweet this and pass yours on. Let's stop Keir Starmer. #VoteReformUK #NigelFarage #MBGA
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Tony BEFORM Follow @TonyTonyTx I'm an 81 year old retired nurse from Derby. I've voted Labour all my life but l'll be voting for @Nigel_Farage and @reformparty uk at the general election. Quote tweet this and pass yours on. Let's stop Keir Starmer. #VoteReformUK #NigelFarage #MBGA 21:19 β€’ 23 Jun 24 β€’ 939 Views 48 Reposts 1 Quote 99 Likes

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The same woman from earlier in the year: Home β€’ News Sport Weather iPlayer Sounds ... Q NEWS Home Election 2024| InDepth Israel-Gaza war Cost of Living| War in Ukraine Climate E More England Local News Somerset Poor English contributed to woman's stair lift death - inquest β€’ 5 December 2023| GETTY IMAGES Barbara Rymell had dementia and was receiving care in a residential home By Emma Elaee & Ruth Bradlev

Reform.

03.07.2024 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 17

I loved this and wanted to create a little comic for it. This is how I imagined the exchange going. I hope you like it @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com ☺️

26.06.2023 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5178    πŸ” 1513    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 56

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