Joyous Echidna

That's exactly how I was going to do scratch! Great minds think alike. The game looks great too

Could we have a final official measurement please?

Wow!

Hello! It's September 8th and hopefully you've enjoyed your holiday 😊 any chance of an official announcement today or shall we pencil in a new day to prompt you?

So much fun! I love their song about tools!

I can only assume the person was nervous, said 'maddle', doubled down when questioned, and then had to donate the book so she didn't have to relive the embarrassment

No one tell him where the electric eel's is

Do we have results yet? 👀

Are pants just sleeves for the legs?
And on a completely different note; why is fruit after brushing your teeth the worst taste known to man?

It is well established that eating an orange in a hot shower is one of the most exalting experiences one can have. Apart from eating a mango in the ocean, where else should we be having life changing fruit consuming experiences?

You have no idea how many arguments I get into with people in my dreams because they'll confidently and INCORRECTLY identify a bird. No, we're stopping the dream right here until you explain to me why you think that's a gannet.

I prefer eating coleslaw on the beach but this is a delightful second. So excited to use 👀 excessively and at all opportunities.

ATTENTION ALL THOSE WHO PLAYED THE COMPANY: BREAKING NEWS

It's a long time since you escaped from The Company, but this morning when you woke up, something felt... familiar. There was a song in your dream that you almost recognised. You grope around in vain to recapture the melody.

Could I ask you two lovely PAs to put a reminder in his diary about this for next week when he forgets (because of the ten billion other things he's doing)?Please and thank you.

Go back to sleep and we'll see you in a week 💖

Is this why you've resorted to deliver the books yourself?
By the way, when are you planning to reveal who won? Or did the threat of being sent to Fiji make you reconsider the idea? If so, very fair.

Out of curiosity, how often do you write in little inside jokes or tidbits like this for your own amusement? Is there a phrase you like to put in the first draft, even though you know it'll be deleted later?

I can't wait to see it on YHCIH

Will you autograph them?

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Is that your review? Jkjk

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@watsoncomedian.bsky.social have we come up with a solution to this yet? Perhaps a junk email address we can send screenshots to you?

I knew you'd have the goods!

Nooooooo! Lots of aloe 💙💙💙

If (big if) an Australian wins it, presumably we have to wait until you're next down under?

I'd love to hear the answer to this because I tried to show my cousin the 'spinster' conversation and she was very confused to say the least...over!

Do we know an ETA for the next YHCIH? There's so many other things that it feels greedy to ask

I enjoyed your last newsletter so much that I forwarded it (and a few of your best ones from over the years) to a friend. As someone who can't go to 98% of your gigs (I blame distance rather than preference), I read them with a gusto akin to aardvark sniffing a pumpkin.

I would quietly suggest you follow barredmarkwatson.bsky.social if you are interested in playing an interactive online game thing in a couple of months.