anna 😼🌈🏴‍☠️ meowing on the deck of the revenge

I was also wondering this for the exact same reasons 👀

Wow. He really said “we are NOT repeating the next goal wins premiere debacle” 😔😔😔😔

The neurodivergent need to walk the entire festival grounds upon arrival to map it in my brain and compare the layout to the other festival I come to at this venue 👍

Hey if anyone here needs directions I am definitely your girl

🫨🫠🤤🥵🤯🔥🆘🚨💥👅

HAPPY FUCKIN FRIDAY Y’ALL

BRB LICKING HIS COLLARBONES

Ok this is how I know I’m stede coded because that shirt!!!!!! I love!!!!!

Shirtless Rhys Darby smiling at the camera with ruffled up hair and a slutty little chain and the caption post show darbs 3 shows to go

How dare he (his IG stories)

Idk if any of those are quite what you were looking for but they are the first ones I thought of!

I…… can’t believe I can’t think of any mean dom stede….. in the meantime:

Mean Ed to stede: archiveofourown.org/works/59918989
Lifestyle bdsm dom stede: archiveofourown.org/works/59587033
Prodom Ed: archiveofourown.org/works/420708...

He's a gentleman. He's the captain. He's a mum. He's the world's sluttiest absent father. He's towel service. He did a punch. He's a mermaid/man/person. He beat Izzy in a duel. He's a murderer. He's a clotheshorse. He's haunted. He's a puppy. He's an artsy outsider. He's a bimbo. He's giving cunt.

loml honestly

He sooooo fuzzy 😻

“It was another little dream role for me. I guess, thanks to Our Flag Means Death, they probably thought, 'Well, you can fit the bill on this kind of regal person.'" PUT RHYS IN ALL THE PRETTY OUTFITS 😍

He knew they saw him in ofmd and thought of him for the role 😭😭

The way rhys looks at his friends makes me weepy!!!!!!! He loves and respects and cherishes them and I think that is so special to see in a man his age!!!!!!!!

I’m sorry, that’s so hard 💜💜💜🫂🫂🫂

who do you think you'd be in ofmd: hard mode (no main cast)

i'll go first:
that weird guy who offered to buy "parts" of hornberry

Idk who I *would* be, but I’d *like* to be one of the wayward seamen (😏) sharing a bunk room with Ed and Stede so I could sleep next to them for a night 🥰

Oh stephanie I’m so sorry 😢☹️

YAY I am so in love with this fic!!!! Can’t wait to binge chs 9-10 tonight after work 🩷💜

Ilysm Emma 🫂💜🫂💜🫂💜

submission for today’s sexual sunday: stede running the smooth flat of the bottom of his shoe over ed’s cunt until it’s wet. pressing down just a liiittle bit like Just enough to tease him. and then he walks away and slips. due to his shoe being wet.

Oh not at all, they meant it positively, I just thought it was funny 😅

An honor to be read so accurately

So tonight at the drag king show @wesmanderson.bsky.social and I got read to filth because we were talking to someone and told them that we met through the ofmd fandom and they said “yeah you look like it” 💀💀💀😅😅😅

I grew up on these streets 🐧

I was scrolling too fast and didn’t see who posted this and I was like hey! I recognize that corner!

And then I checked who posted it 😅

Happy #SexualSunday. Ed’s requested to be tied up and left in bed all day, free use for Stede whenever he feels like it. Stede manages to come inside him four times throughout the day. He finally lets Ed come right after number four.

Happy #SexualSunday I think Ed just bought Stede his first cock ring and I think it is a combination plug/cock ring I think Ed put it on and in him and Stede wears it while Ed is bent over the side of their bed and he lasts so long Ed gets a little teary eyed from overstimulation and he loves it.

Omg that is a targeted attack on cowboy loving pirates and pirate loving cowboys!!!

😍😍😍😍!!!! #RhysDarbyFaction