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(I am helping each one. I don't like kids in distress and I'm a kind soul 🥲)

I'm at a 5th birthday party and all the kids keep coming up to me asking for help,food/drink,toilet runs. Like...I'm not your parent nor am I the birthday kids parent. Go and bother them please 🥲

a still of Paul Simon and Chevy Chase.

did ye, aye?

in this house, we call it fajita friday.

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And good morning! Rise and fucking shiiiine.

you must try the canapés on the mezzanine.

Bloody right. I'll be ASAP as possible, too.

Pitched black 😅 gets dark at 3pm haha

I'd happily go to bed right now. My eyes are zonked! 🫩

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😔😱 they seem so blasé about the explanation? Are the allowed to say that? 🫠

Hehe!

I hope you got home well and safe 😅

Aww it's a bloody tough phase 😆 but you just gotta roll with it! xx

Hahaha, if I hear that ONE more time, my eyes will roll back so far they won't come back around 🙄🙄🙄

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I'm being bullied by my 2 y/o because he is SO ridiculously clingy with only me right now, but all he does when he's with me is throw things and hit me.

Lies and slander!

Well aren't you a little bit of a clever clogs!

Thanks for clarifying though 😅 not ideal but it is what it is!

Where's the platform at? Or is just on here? I don't think I follow the BSky profile so maybe I should 😆

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😆 let's hope!

Oh? No surprise it's been requested, shocked it's been dismissed though 🫠🫠

How exciting!! Have the best time 🥳

A happy little gingerbread man tree decoration.

I'm here to haunt your dreams.

🥺 same gurl, same x

Haha, awww it's never a bore, Tim!! But yes it does make you wary with prying eyes 👀

Same, very much so. BlueSky has been a thing for a while that it should be an option by now 🫠

Idk who has taken off most of the lower baubles from the tree; the boys or the cats. Either way, I should've only put it up on the 24th. ROOKIE MISTAKE.

Aww yey!! That's what we love to see 😊 yes I'm all dandy, too! 🩷 xx

Same 🫠 I don't like that we don't get the option.

Are you feeling good today poppet? Xx

Will we ever get the chance to make our profiles on here private, orrr? 🤔

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jammin'
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