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I invented the light bulb. Remember that when you aren’t sitting in the dark tonight.

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A game over screen of Mine Sweeper. The board is full of mines and the little face on top is frowning and dead.

A game over screen of Mine Sweeper. The board is full of mines and the little face on top is frowning and dead.

Every dog owner after the snow melts.

10.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not saying my nightmares are niche, but I did have a bad one where I got hired present day to work as an in-house designer and they only used Zip drives.

10.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did they do that?!?

10.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m probably not going to stop doing this so block or mute accordingly.

10.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Climax (2018: dir Gasper Noé)

10.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
is every podcast just like this now?! #sketchcomedy #absurdhumor #funnyvideos
YouTube video by Joe Kwaczala is every podcast just like this now?! #sketchcomedy #absurdhumor #funnyvideos

🎯

10.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boogie Nights (1997: dir Paul Thomas Anderson)

10.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Paused screen of a show my wife is watching about the Mothman. It’s an older gentleman making a face of ecstasy. Eyes sealed shut and mouth agape.

Paused screen of a show my wife is watching about the Mothman. It’s an older gentleman making a face of ecstasy. Eyes sealed shut and mouth agape.

I come downstairs and this is what is on the TV.

10.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

REPORTED

10.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
My wife is sleeping. Her head is completely covered by a pillow. The rest of her is under a comforter. The only thing you can see is her hand sticking out and pointing towards the camera. She said it was cool to share.

My wife is sleeping. Her head is completely covered by a pillow. The rest of her is under a comforter. The only thing you can see is her hand sticking out and pointing towards the camera. She said it was cool to share.

I walked into my bedroom and this is how my wife is sleeping.

10.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Kids love the dots.

10.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

Horse Lords fans will enjoy.

10.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

09.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 6812    🔁 3514    💬 36    📌 155
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Screaming At Clouds: Screaming At Clouds: The Return - The Trailer Screaming At Clouds returns with all-new episodes on March 1st, with special guest Thomas Pynchon (pending (if he ever answers my email (he won't))). The theme song for Screaming at Clouds is Bui...

Huge if true.

09.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
In a living room, a golden retriever is watching The Puppy Bowl on TV.

In a living room, a golden retriever is watching The Puppy Bowl on TV.

The Big Game.

08.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
08.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just saw Iron Lung. I admire Markiplier going for it, making and showing the younger crowd there is more than franchise movies (he’s definitely seen a Tarkovsky movie or two). It has a lot of pacing and writing issues, but I think it has the potential to be a gateway for other indie filmmakers.

08.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Widely seen as a victim, Sisyphus was just a capitalist shill for Big Boulder. 🧵

08.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Noted.

08.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy Birthday!

08.02.2026 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mom and dad took me to see Nightmare Before Christmas opening weekend in Pittsburgh and I shit you not the first snow of the year happened while we were watching it. Top five movie experience.

08.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s…that’s the perfect answer.

07.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That is a true hot take, and i support your freedom to make it.

07.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Any sports megastar.

07.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bad drawing of an idea titled: Portable built in drive-in for car
pictured is a car with its headlights shining on a screen held up by two giraffes, yes, giraffes. The projection from the headlights is labelled: headlights project movie, the screen and giraffes are also labelled. I'm gonna be rich

Bad drawing of an idea titled: Portable built in drive-in for car pictured is a car with its headlights shining on a screen held up by two giraffes, yes, giraffes. The projection from the headlights is labelled: headlights project movie, the screen and giraffes are also labelled. I'm gonna be rich

billionaires should not exist but im about to become one

06.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 2259    🔁 496    💬 25    📌 6
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Type Help by William Rous The Unsolvable Mystery

This game is a hoot. A blast, even. And it's free!

06.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You could tell the bouncer played football because he threw him out in a perfect spiral.

06.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Not a joke answer: Werner Herzog.

06.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that’s wild. Brane Looser was our high school’s starting Quarterback.

06.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazing movie. It should not be relevant over 40 years later, but of course it is. It’s on Tubi.

05.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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