Jay 🌻

The way that Hegseth quote sounds… Lyrics to a country song? Vogon Poetry? What is this 🤣

If my physical health, emotions, and nervous system are all out of whack but I’m still managing to be productive (maybe more so than usual), then that’s fine right? I’m fine?

Is it even Black History Month if you don’t find yourself infodumping about the Black Panthers on a date? 🫠

Would just like to say welcome and thank you to all my friends joining this site now after I joined in 2023 and asked them all to join me 🤣

Meme saying I’d like separate bathrooms for MAGAs. I feel unsafe around people who are obsessed with my genitals.

They have a point.

I’ve never been so accurately described.

"I'm not a racist!" is the mating call of the Common North American Racist, (an invasive species.)

McDonald's sign saying we are currently out of boy toys sorry for the inconvenience

sign on a soda machine saying sorry out of cock

with all those proposed tariffs, this will be trump's america

So glad to know it’s no longer gays causing natural disasters! I’ll update my records accordingly.

Heritage Foundation Staffers Flood Federal Agencies With Thousands of Information Requests The conservative think tank’s requests are clogging the pipeline at federal agencies in an apparent attempt to find employees a potential Trump administration would want to purge.

A reminder that the Heritage Foundation spent the last year flooding federal agencies with FOIA requests, looking for civil servants' emails & texts that contained terms like “climate change” or “DEI," while its Project 2025 was building a list of Trump loyalists to install in the government.

Non-profit newsrooms that speak truth to power A list of sources to subscribe to and support

Some great non-profit newsrooms that cover national topics to follow (and support!) in this moment: werd.io/2024/non-pro... #journalism

A painting of a bird beside the text "in no way do I want to be a part of this shit"

Quick update: crush is now trying very hard to date my best friend, and it’s fine I’m fine. 😄🔫

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,168,995, Jay 🌻 ‪@jayjay0107.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 25, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,168,995!

Got *most* of my homework done and got a text from my crush that says I have a “fat ass” so I think I can go to bed happy.

Hahaha, I’m at home cancelling plans due to being sick.

nonono see *points to tits* I'm not growing these for gender reasons i just want my chest to be soft to lure prospective partners into resting their head there while they sleep

If I have to cancel plans due to health concerns one more time in 2024, I’ll do something drastic. It’s been a long, miserable year spent isolated on sick leave, and it’s only February.

Why did GenZ not inform me that painting your nails black is a #transmasc thing? I want in!

(Context: I have seen two transmasc youngsters with black nails this week alone)

How Did Penn Get Here? Liz Magill was the first Ivy League president felled by the turmoil over campus antisemitism. But our city’s most important institution hasn’t just been rocked by free-speech woes. It faces an eve...

“I turn on Fox News, and institutions like mine are being described as these factories of indoctrination,” says Penn education professor Jonathan Zimmerman. “Let me put it this way: If half of my students are going to Wall Street, I’m a pretty shitty Marxist.”

I see entirely too many men today in streaming ads praising the great prices and easy home delivery of hims. when they should be praising HIM. They are worrying about ED when they should be worrying about Eternal Damnation.

10 days of broad-spectrum antibiotics is a long time, made longer by intrusive thoughts like “re-pierce your ears, it’ll heal right”, “time to get another tattoo, can’t get infected”, “call that guy he can’t give you chl-“

homosexuals always say “be gay do crimes” until someone like george santos actually tries to live that life

*awkwardly putting my clothes back on* sorry. i thought gender reveal party meant orgy

One thing about non-monogamy is you will have to look directly in the face of all your own self esteem issues. #WhatDoYouMeanAllThesePeopleLikeMe? #NoButSeriouslyWhy

“The thing about a fruitcake is if you’re anything like me… you are one” - B. Dylan Hollis

“I believe that trans people (me) are allowed to exist”. Potential suitor: “Well, I disagree and think you are a moral scourge on this country, can I get you a drink?”

Just a reminder to folks that if you:
A) live in the US
B) don’t have health insurance,
C) make less than 5x the Federal Poverty Limit ($63k for a household of 1, $108k for a household of 3),
you can get PrEP and the medication will be at no cost to you through this program:

The best upgrade to an Emo Phillips joke I’ve ever seen.