digital doodle of ed in comfy clothes sitting curled up and clutching girby close in front of his face. girby's limbs are sticking out everywhere. ed's eye is visible but his expression is difficult to read: guarded maybe? or sulking
his girby
10.02.2026 02:25 β π 28 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
shout out pussy patches!!!
10.02.2026 02:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
BEHOLD HIM!!! YOU SHOULD BE HOLDING HIM!!!!!
10.02.2026 00:24 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Without naming yout job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
βHmm letβs see. What do you think?β
08.02.2026 03:26 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
nina simone little girl blue save me. nina simone little girl blue. save me nina simone little girl blue.
07.02.2026 21:37 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
is there pink diamonds on his belly chain?
07.02.2026 19:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Here is an otter snoot to help you through the day.
05.02.2026 11:00 β π 844 π 140 π¬ 22 π 11
A pink tshirt that reads βProfessional Yapper speech language pathologist.β There is poorly edited white marks around the edges of the shirt and some forming a heart around the text.
behold my hastily edited vision
05.02.2026 00:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
school slp stede wears outlandish slp themed shirts on jean friday if weβre being so honest. probably self-bedazzled also
05.02.2026 00:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
did yall get an invitation to big macintosh and cheerileeβs lavender marriage?
04.02.2026 01:31 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
WHAT the fuck is it about tuesday that makes me have a migraine why is it ALWAYS TUESDAY so help me godddddd
03.02.2026 19:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Donate to A Car for Ralph and His Momβs Commute, organized by Ralph Dozier
Hi! My name is Ralph, and for a long time, I have struggled with transportation, ofβ¦ Ralph Dozier needs your support for A Car for Ralph and His Momβs Commute
Started a GFM hoping to have a working car by the end of the year. (i didn't really know how much to set for a goal) But even if you can't donate, I'd really really appreciate reposts and spreading it around in general. Thanks!
02.02.2026 14:31 β π 67 π 99 π¬ 1 π 0
um. did we all see justin bieber treating a nationally televised event like it was his own livingroomπ€¨
02.02.2026 02:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
DOECHIIIIIIIII LOOKS SO GOOOOOOOD AT THE GRAMMYS HIIIIIIII DOECHIIIIIIII
02.02.2026 01:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Rather than make the Kraken move, he shoves the table back to give him room to work, and then takes the comb and starts combing back the Kraken's hair. Though, with the way he detangled and moisturized, the way it slips through his hair like a sharp sword through enemy flesh, he probably could've used his fingers, and once he has it mostly situated, he does. Starts combing and separating and weaving until the hair at his scalp starts to come together into the start of a dutch braid. And the further he braids the more excited he gets, until he's practically bouncing on the balls of his feet, or would be if he wasn't laser focused on threading every strand perfectly up under the other.
"Bro," he says, can't keep it in anymore. "This shit looks amazing."
The Kraken just huffs, and Ed can't see his face, but he can tell just by the set of his shoulders that he's (at least playing at being) unimpressed.
"Fuck you," he says heatlessly. "We both know what a pain in the ass it is to get all that hair to cooperate into a braid, especially with our shit shoulders, especially especially neatly. It's gonna look great and you're gonna love it." He says that last part with the cadence of an order, but internally, it's a promise.
heβs my rverything forever
01.02.2026 01:12 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
so i can also make a lady gaga amvβ¦
31.01.2026 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
theres only one (1) guy of gisborne scene pack surviving on the internet somehow so iβm scrounging for footage from 2006 in 15 year old lady gaga amvβs
31.01.2026 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
stede trying to eat ed's beard
31.01.2026 14:25 β π 218 π 78 π¬ 11 π 2
i drink 4 drinks and suddenly i become the most beautiful person in the world with the prettiest singing voice and the fattest ass. and bad news. itβs terminal
31.01.2026 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
even he cant deny her power and raw magnetism
30.01.2026 23:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
like βroaslie and jasper were adopted and now their partners live there tooβ is much less weird than βall of them are adopted and 4 of them are now a part of couplesβ like girl??????
30.01.2026 22:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
one of the manyyy things sooo funny about twilight is like. mormonotron 3000 thought the cover story of 2 couples who are adopted teens (insane) was much less weird than 3 adult couples living together in the same house (happens everywhere large families are)
30.01.2026 22:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
LMAOOOOOO i love youπππ even more than murrayβs busted ass honda
30.01.2026 22:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
murray hewittβs honda acord with zero working acβ¦i need him
30.01.2026 19:46 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
omg thats really nice thank youππππ iβll let you know
30.01.2026 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
image of a small rodent-like light brown mammal on top of a sugar cube with the caption βSCIENTISTS DISCOVER A NEW MAMMAL SPECIES SMALLER THAN A SUGAR CUBEβ
this is ed to me
30.01.2026 16:48 β π 25 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0
the fact that ive had to wait SO long to see pillion and i STILL have to wait a whole nother week at LEAST and lord knows if itβs even screening where i liveβ¦homophobicβ¦.
30.01.2026 12:12 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
the real reason stede is working as a cocktail waitress for so long in s2 is he knows ed is gonna send his ass packing if he shows up without the full check for his child support arrears
29.01.2026 22:01 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Three frames from Muppets Christmas Carol where Scrooge asks Bean Bunny what it is.
The first frame he's shouting out of a first-storey window on a snowy day, "What's today my fine fellow?"
The second frame, Bean Bunny replies, "Today? Why today is Threshold Day!"
The third frame is a close-up of Scrooge, who now has the alien lizard baby face from Voyager in place of his own face. He still has his sleeping cap on.
Blessings be upon all who celebrate Threshold Day
29.01.2026 17:03 β π 14 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0
your fav queer canadian who writes fanfic about pirates and noodles about. tealoranges, Jim rare ships, and garlic soup fan. mid-30s, they/them.
Co-captain of @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social & @ofmdrareships.bsky.social! Mod of @ofmdevents.bsky.socialβ¬.
28 | uk | she/her π
writer of fic, resident ed and stede pervert π¦
minors not welcome here π
banner by @loopslip00.bsky.social πΆ
https://archiveofourown.org/users/anathxmadevice/pseuds/anathxmadevice
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artist, sometimes NSFW so π please
check out my long form K/S Amok Time comic on Patreon ;)
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Friends call me Sass
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2 Spirit β’ Gen X β’ they/she
All Gentlebeard, all the time.
Trying my hand at writing : https://archiveofourown.org/users/BlackbeardsHeartbreak/works
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Lispian crouch ~ any pronouns || Anti-caste || from the river to the sea π΅πΈ || Sometimes nsfw π
Ralph | 35 | Black | short | gay | Missouri | he/they. Furry artist, shitposter. 18+. minors go away. No Ai
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#bulphart for my art
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Hi, I love Star Trek, musicals, movies, cats, movie musicals about cats :)
Started writing. Had a breakdown. Bon Appetit.
40 β’ nonbinary β’ writer β’ earl grey tea connoisseur
AuDHD, 30+, white, UK based. Minors DNI. They/them. OFMD brainrot.
Links to fanworks here: https://ramsaybaggins.carrd.co/
Pfp by @rocketlollyart.bsky.social
Over here for ofmd screaming mostly. Follow for follow accts will be muted/blocked.
genderqueer | she/they/he (in no order of preference) | 30+ | UK | π | β€οΈππππ§΅π§Ά https://linktr.ee/appleteeth
Scottish, old enough to know better (doesn't)
#OFMD, #RhysDarbyFaction, Cryptid Knight Forever
(she/her) π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπͺπΊπ΄ββ οΈπΉβ½οΈ
(nsfw, minors go away π)
duck, 25, they/them works. I like writing big feelings and long comments
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https://archiveofourown.org/users/adhduck
writer, reader, cat person
(they/them)
l'm alive in this box.
Writer, educator, DM | they/them
@mxmollusca on tumblr
i love you gay pirates | 28 | they/he
https://archiveofourown.org/users/ingydar/works