@christobal.bsky.social
Your favorite new friend New Orleans, LA
Hi I hate it here thanks.
03.02.2026 06:36 — 👍 636 🔁 143 💬 17 📌 34I know in my heart there’s a girl out there on her fifth phone number because of this MF.
03.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 44 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0
SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
The full user guide here:
deion sanders and charles woodson levels of db backpedaling
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The Plan.
26.01.2026 18:04 — 👍 69 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 0
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Concepts of a review.
26.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Suckers, you won the game and have to stay outside in that mess to receive your trophy.
25.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your AFC Championship MVP
25.01.2026 22:56 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0By Maggie Haberman
25.01.2026 04:23 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0By design
25.01.2026 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is ok tho
24.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 29178 🔁 8119 💬 1202 📌 449Leading up to that.. Eric Lee Atty
Kids screaming "Let us out! Let us out!"
The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.
24.01.2026 17:58 — 👍 7244 🔁 2583 💬 55 📌 60They spoke up immediately, telling the agent driving to pull over and call 911. When nothing happened, they repeated it, louder and more urgently.
"because they had helped one of the agents, they could call one person."
I guess it was in Miami v Ole Miss
23.01.2026 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I couldn't catch who it was, but some team's band in the playoff was playing Kronos Quartet - Lux Aeterna from Requiem for a Dream when they were on defense before 3rd down.
23.01.2026 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0*has
20.01.2026 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Indiana had hardware. That's crazy.
20.01.2026 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fernando gets to have all the guys back to his place for milk and cookies.
20.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pinky and the brain just took indiana football on a 16-0 season. amazing
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Holy fucking shit
20.01.2026 04:15 — 👍 622 🔁 49 💬 3 📌 2I hope Nevin Shapiro is having a bad night.
20.01.2026 04:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where it's at? He's got two mil in the bank and Lambo loan.
20.01.2026 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's got that Linked In Him
20.01.2026 03:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Balls. Some say large ones.
20.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So we have some guy saying this can never be like the other place, then a live posted interstate bus hijinks are being shared in real-time. It isn't the other place, but it's wearing it's jacket and aftershave.
20.01.2026 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everywhere you go, people are excited for the national champion Montana State Bobcats
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