James

I'm not usually a Pikachu line user, but I think I am now

YESSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳👏👏👏

Do you think they had to show ET how to use a human toilet

no

I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️

"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"

Does Not Rhyme
-through
-cough
-though
-rough
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Does Rhyme
-pony
-bologna

future archeologists getting into a heated debate over what the fuck "blue flavor" must have tasted like

We need to return to Googie architectural styles.

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

I had a random memory from 2004-5(?) when my mom won tickets to see the Avalanche play and she had a coworker (a nice guy in his 20s) take me instead of taking me herself and I told him the entire plot (with side quests) of Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic

Why don't you make like a tree and slowly grow while helping others around you grow too.

anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup

I only learned on Friday that it's "Dragons eyes watch, goddess breathing" and not "dragon Sasquatch, always believin"

It also took me years before I realized that it's "I've got a long list of ex lovers" and not "I got a long list of Starbucks lovers"

I learned about the new Pope via emojipasta

My fingers are crossed for you! I think the myNintendo store may have some soon!

I was at the final step at Target and got a fraud alert on my card which threw me out of line 😭 tried Walmart, got to the same spot, hit another fraud alert, but ultimately was able to preorder!

Oh hey I completely forgot I started that when I got my new desktop but dropped it to make a Pokemon fan game 💀 thank you for reminding me that it exists

Successfully made a fried egg sandwich

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

Not Wikihow posting this after Mitch McConnel reportedly fell down some stairs at the capital today

The designers must be (distantly) related

I forgot I had a blue sky account again

I forgot about my blue sky account again

I forgot I had a blue sky account again

Started Monarch Legacy of Monsters and let me tell you the end of the first episode gave me the goosebumps

He looks like a carseat

I keep forgetting I have a Bluesky account

I ordered them for myself as a birthday present 🎁