Dan Engler

Every Blue Prince player I know loved it until they learned its systems. Once it became apparent how often a perfect run was torpedoed by a bad late-game Random Number Generator roll, the spell was broken.

SH2 can get a bit repetitive but is otherwise vibes.

Between @pftompkins.bsky.social’s statements and that hitchhiking robot being destroyed within minutes of arriving, Philadelphia has always been on the right side of the AI debate.

Making it my life’s mission to complete the YFI 69.

What they fail to mention on the product page for these sustainable compostable bamboo toothbrushes is that they’re so enormous it’s like trying to brush your teeth with a fucking broom handle. Anyways I recently picked up a new hobby, whittling.

Same for quitting caffeine. Not only was my insomnia completely unaffected but I ALSO had to trudge through persistent mental fog for six solid months.

I main PixelMator Pro, although the company was acquired by Apple so I have no idea how long they’ll be around. I’d heard enough great things about Acorn that I bought it when it was on sale but haven’t gotten around to using it.

Still kinda pissed at the Honors English teacher who shamed me for (correctly) using the word “conflagration”.

Did some Wayback hacking and sadly came up empty-handed. However, it’s possible this thread from a few months earlier has four of the nine pages. x.com/kalebhorton/...

@siracusa.social I was so tired of Red Dot Syndrome that I created a Shortcut to launch Settings and gave it a transparent PNG of the Settings icon. I imagine the janky animation would bother you as much as the badge itself, but I’m willing to tolerate it.

Did…did Boo just say “No!” in English?

THIS MACHINE
FUNDS FASCISTS

Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.

Trans rights are fundamentally threatened. My friends' abilities to travel, to get healthcare, to exist in peace are all under attack. I am so upset about this. But, as a cis ally, why am I so nervous to talk about it? Why am I afraid to appear performative? This is required listening

@connorratliff.bsky.social A special birthday message for an auspicious occasion!

YouTube video by PWee28 I Can't Believe You've Done This

It’s been so long since I last smacked myself in the balls with anything that, as the detached vacuum cleaner hose careened toward me, I could only think www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU...

Foggy Songs - YouTube Some ocean fog, some rain forest mist, some corrosive Silent Hill smog

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That’s what led me to the original episodes! Guys…take a point away from Harrison!

YouTube video by demi lardner So you wanna win a p*nis pump 2 (W Libby Watson and Jesse Clarke

I was shamefully unaware of @demilardner.bsky.social’s work until this week, but “So You Wanna Win A P*nis Pump 2” rivals @chrisgethard.bsky.social’s “One Man’s Trash” for the title of Best 43 Minutes of Comedy You Will Ever Watch. m.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Ef...

last night — in what has to be the dumbest dream I’ve ever had — my wife and I were crying because it was announced that Mario was dead

How to detect AI-generated writing: It frequently contains em dashes.

How to detect that I’m fucking old: I use periods in text messages and social media posts.

For the first time in three months, it is (very lightly) raining in Seattle. #BLESSED

I hope this ends with you taking up the “deadly with a pack of playing cards” mantle from Ricky Jay.

Haha how’s the spider sitch in the U.K.?

Lying in bed and feel a tickle on neck behind my right ear. Swat it away, assuming it’s either my bedsheets or my imagination.

Quarter-sized spider.

In my home. In my bedroom, where I sleep. This is a declaration of war.

Woke up to find a shard of clear glass embedded in my heel. No clue where it came from, how I stepped on it while unconscious, or how I managed to avoid bleeding everywhere. Suddenly concerned about what I’ve been doing in my sleep.

Vox Media: Podcast Network | Unexplainable .

@hgmodernism.bsky.social Listening to an episode of the Unexplainable podcast about your two favorite things: plants and consuming mass quantities of something to make yourself immune to it! “Should you be eating poison oak?” from last September. podcasts.voxmedia.com/show/unexpla...

Spent my first 20-odd years as a devout Catholic and the biblical verse lodged in my mind is “Whatsoever you do to the least of my people, that you do unto me.”

The poor. The hungry. Seeking asylum. Fleeing death. Children of Gaza. Thrown to the wolves by rich old men in a fucking prayer circle.

Seattle had a legendary pizzeria called Bill’s Off Broadway that closed in 2020, and they had a pizza called the Pearl Diver with smoked oysters and onion. In tribute, I make a Pearl Diver cocktail with vodka, tomato juice, Chipotle Tabasco®, lemon, and speared smoked oysters and cocktail onions.

Tuna Mayo Rice Bowl (Published 2022)

@milliedechirico.bsky.social shared this one. It’s aces with high quality oil-packed tuna and Kewpie mayo. I usually add sliced cucumber, scallions, and sriracha. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1023...

60 Eliza Island, Bellingham, WA 98226 | MLS #2363323 | Zillow This 684 square feet Single Family home has 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom. It is located at 60 Eliza Island, Bellingham, WA.

Eliza Island, WA is your destiny. There are actually four listings on Zillow right now. Hm! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...