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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

If GOP senators think they deserve 500K minimum for having their phone privacy invaded how much should citizens and legal residents detained by ICE for being Brown get? 10 million? 100 million?

Optimus Crime?

If Peter Bondra was still playing today I would call him “Bon-Drip” and give him all kind of swag to wear

Can you make policy if you aren't sworn in yet honest q

Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

If your checking account goes underwater by $400 you get hit with fees that make your life harder, but if you lose $12 billion in 3 months you are a Visionary Genius

Now imagine if there were three of them!

GAIN!? More like CURTAIL

These groups are uh imaginative I guess??

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Jorge Mateo stole more bases per plate appearance than any other Oriole 1954-2025, minimum 100 PA

I saw this in the theater and it ruled then and it rules now (non-argumenative) :)

Tooms, the circus one, and yeah that one sure

pimpthatsnack.com

Carved turnip with eye sockets and a red mouth with teeth

I know it's harder and more dangerous to carve a turnip but the effect is so much more disturbing, and thus in keeping with the season

Baseball games going longer than 9 innings is anti-capital praxis :)

Wait till the Angels hear about this

YouTube video by suddenlyxsuicide The Promise Ring - I Never Trusted The Russians

This old classic!

youtu.be/UQQK8LtoBq0?...

Stanley Cup champion Nate Walker leading the way!

I think one of the biggest cleavages in our society that no one talks about is the division between those that think powerful people must be held to a higher standard than non-powerful people and those who think powerful people should be flattered and sucked up to.

YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems Dick Tracy: The Most Bonkers Comic Book Movie Ever

youtu.be/_V-I1_fVV-M?...

Admittedly a real longshot, but: Is your house a statue of the Virgin Mary?

More like Beavis and Butt-hurt amirite???

YouTube video by georama Sam and Criminy Kraffft present Drugachusettes

Can I interest you in a trip to the altered state of Drugachusetts??

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHqc...

Incredible!

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Bro that's totally not Shane Gillis undercover bro like defo not