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A cow who has asked me if I am going in the direction of the M4 motorway and is now upset, having discovered I can only drop her as far as Taunton.

A sheep I picked up and took to the Glastonbury festival, where it was working as a roadie as part of the much-feted reunion of the band Go West.

Out on the windswept moors, I picked up a variety of hitchhikers, vagabonds and nomads, who told me their checkered tales of itinerant life.

Thick oak woodland in winter with a leafy path through the trees.

Oak wood #thicktrunktuesday #trees #woodland #treeclub

Photo of a pan pizza. Text says “Worse than you remember, or your money back.” And the Pizza Hut logo

Incredible ad in my digest email from The Onion

My dog is into walkmaxxing and treatmaxxing.

An adorable calico cat in a cat condo with openings that look like a paw print opens her head as meows for all she's worth while clawing the air

THE SCREAMS OF PAIN MEAN FUCCCCK OFFFF

figured out how to make some of you calm down. go to ebay and search for “translucent electronics”

big rig laying on my legs

my big rig husband

Debug channel output consisting of just the word FUCK repeated over and over

Perhaps you have made a mistake

Taxidermy stripper squirrel on a pole

Girl, where’d you get those shoes?

Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

MST3K pic from 1998: TV’s Frank, Brain Guy, Pearl Forrester, and Bobo. Photo courtesy of Beez McKeever.

Here’s @frankconniff.bsky.social, me, Mary Jo & Kevin in a pic taken by @beezmckeever.bsky.social when TV’s Frank came back to MST3K as a Soultaker.

We’re getting this band back together soon and finally adding Dr. F!

here is my 48 hour verdict of Linux: so much of the shit I do these days is browser based (other than like Photoshop, which I have on my laptop) that apart from Dropbox there's nothing I miss and now my computer is faster. All my USB devices worked out of the box after a reboot or two.

Shake from aqua teen 30 or 40 years old but the 30 or part is crossed out

Just aged. Hooray.

Sometimes you’ll see toilet paper that’s like 8X Stronger! and why? what is going on in there what are you doing are you sewing it into a jacket

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

A person wears a jacket that has the texture and appearance of a fluffy waffle

Her: I’m starving, let’s go to Waffle House

Me: Sure, just let me throw on my-

han solo from star wars the empire strikes back replying to an i love you from princess leia with an i know

my cat when i tell him i love him

Photograph of a cat, sitting in an empty cardboard box

A cat doing that thing that cats do

Bramble the terrier on a black shaggy rug in a hallway, lying on her front with her little paws to one side, looking like something unbearably tragic happened to her when all that happened is I didn't give her cheese

How is every dog the most tragic dog you've ever seen

An intentional camera movement image of trees and leaves during a storm.

Running in a Pennine Wood during a rain storm.

Movement everywhere as the wind shook the trees, autumnal colours glistening in the wet.

An intentional camera movement image taken about 18 months ago.

#photography #landscape #pennines #icm

A lovely cat wondering why the fuck somebody has given it my book, Villager, when it has repeatedly told them how much it despises episodic psychedelic novels.

People often send me pictures of their cats and dogs with my books, but it's nice to know that less domesticated creatures sometimes read them, too, such as this endangered long-eared bat someone photographed and sent me recently.

ANXIETY Same symptoms as a heart attack, but no need to worry!!!

don't worry

Oh, yeah, my wagon is totally powered by AI. It’s using the hell out of it. I actually need a lot of investment, if you have, like, $300. You do? Yeah, I’m using it so much.

you got AI in there?

An ornate and well-lit top floor of a building sits nestled between some sky scrapers. It looks remarkably like a church.

Suprising splendor viewed from a parking garage.

Orange and Black clouds at sunset over the Pacific Ocean.

Nice to get out for the sunset tonight just below Gibraltar Rock above Santa Barbara.

#Photography #Sunset

Sketchbook pages of rough German woodcut style drawings of sheep, wolves and men. mostly black and white with splashes of yellow and orange.

Lunch break page

A blurry photo of snow falling infront of a church. There is a lit-up cross in the middle of the frame which illuminates the snow.

So, we got more snow.

The rising sun cuts a sharp line of light around the corner of a rocky Shoreline. Tall, spruce trees, rise up from the snow, covered rocks and block the morning sun. The sharp contrast between light and shadow is quite striking and really noticeable on the snow that covers the frozen lake.

Bright morning, sunlight lights up the frost covered trees that grow out and lean over the rocky point that juts into the lake. Everything is covered in bright white snow. A small fishing tent can be seen on the frozen lake just passed the point and below the horizon.

Snow blankets the frozen lake and rock faces along the shoreline while Frost coats the towering spruce and Poplar trees growing a top the cliffs along the shoreline. A small fishing shack sits on the lake and looks tiny against the horizon and blue sky.

Rocky cliff faces are covered in snow along the shore of an equally snow covered lake. Frost covered spruce trees and bear poplars rise up above the cliffs, blocking the morning sun creating blue shadows on the snow. The sun does peek around the corner, creating a sharp line of light along the horizon to the left near the blue sky.

Lovely morning for a snowshoe on the lake around Grindstone Point. The frost wasn’t as thick as in my yard, but still beautiful.

I want to be very clear…

*boils away my impurities*

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head