jb 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼

this is the sort of thing that reaffirms my faith if only so that I can believe in an afterlife where this warrants a question or ten at the pearly gates

they’re WHAT

it’s wild how it feels like all the wheels fell off at once in the past, what, two hours?

-2.7% is enough to get the blood pumping but my soul requires the 10% intraday swings we saw during peak liberation day Fun

Trump alluding to resuming tariffs on China

I’m partial to a very spherical daikon so that googly eyes and a mouth can be pasted on just like the original

see that’s what I’m saying but I keep hearing people talking about an overwhelming metallic taste that requires you to cook it off and I genuinely cannot understand

raw tomato paste, straight from the tube

“Fucking câlisse de tabarnak” is a personal favorite

Gfs spaghetti plot for 94L looking real spaghetti-y

“hey gfs, what’s the track looking like”
“*single gunshot*”

In all seriousness though worth watching but not much more yet 94L’s potential threat to land is nowhere near guaranteed with track uncertainty being unusually high due to the fuckass fujiwhara effect with Humberto, uncertain intensity, and a funky steering regime

why the fuck am I getting tropical weather content on my politics doom posting page there was supposed to be a cordon sanitaire 😭😭

as someone who recently subbed the majority of my meat intake for tofu, god bless

just got a front row seat to the century of humiliation because why did my brain code the word septuagenarian as a simulacrum of a hawk tuah joke solely because of the “tua”

mapo tofu with rice

damn are we all in a sichuan food mood because I just got done making myself some mapo tofu

oh we’re really in it now huh

god fucking dammit

may the drizz help bring this administration to its knees one lawsuit at a time

ah, I didn't know about the second or third but even still I didn't process the first or fourth as in the same day. well then.

oh god what have I missed

Is this an “emperor has no clothes” thing or a “American support doesn’t guarantee safety at all” thing

may the YouTube commentary warriors like penguinz0 take this shit and raise its salience through the roof

may negative polarization cause Paul to do the funniest thing ever by the end of these four years

somehow one of the few consistent ideologies Trump holds is that both invader and invaded are equally culpable in the conflict because what the fuck is this?????

if he dies on Labor Day of all days I’ll start going to temple every single fucking Shabbat I swear

Somehow I’m more taken aback by the fact that he didn’t use the slur for the Romani

Man I need to rewatch death of stalin

the ballroom... it's a mausoleum!

It may be Happening (it prob isn’t but he hasn’t been seen since the cabinet meeting, has the entire weekend without planned appearances, and hasn’t done any official acts regarding the CDC director firing)

going to bed but may we all wake up to The Notification tomorrow