Kai (they/them)

Skill issue. Be fuckable

I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump

woof

Seahawks haven't played outside their division for all of January

NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!

SEAN MCVAY'S FACE 😭

(screenshot of a tweet being used as a reaction image) Mine Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social I've had a few beers 10:56 PM · Jan 17, 2026

Clearly not used to filming field goals in Chicago this year

So the Seahawks saw what happened to Buffalo and said

To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.

Next week is what will break you.

Arctic cold and snow return to Minnesota A pattern change brings much colder temperatures with occasional snow Thursday into the upcoming weekend.

We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."

Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

#cureforparanoia

slaps hard

More of a Publix option

Remember the moral of Pinocchio:
guys who play and never study or work (techbros) turn into jackasses.

no one gets to decide how I feel except me

the Distracted Guy meme, but J.D. Vance is staring in disbelief at Donald Trump, who is smiling beatifically at a calmly smiling Zohran Mamdani. the cut-out heads of Trump and Mamdani are lifted from the screenshot of a video of DJT’s fawning presser with Mamdani

am I first

"how to think" is a very important thing and I appreciate that you take that approach. It reminds me of the teachers who taught me how to learn

I try to give politicians a pass when they do a Politics but I would also love to know her angle here.

No I take that back casseroles definitely give tonic energy.

Meat and veggies cooked in some sort of sauce, usually baked in a casserole dish, often with a crunchy or cheesy topping.

Asking "what is a casserole" is kinda the reverse of asking "what's it called when you combine cheese, meat, and vegetables in a tortilla or flat bread"

I dunno, it's a V chord

how tf do you succinctly explain what a casserole is to a non-American?

it’s…a big baked food dish cooked in a casserole dish.

help me out

Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”

That Bass Clarinet tho

(at least that's what it looks like is happening from this angle)

Pipe wrench, the gray thingy that won't move is what you need to unscrew

i wish i could read

Chuck Schumer you are currently being obliterated by "Fox Trot"