Reikō (令光) Emperor Dr. Dave

The X-Files Effect

Funny thing about the context of this too is that there was like a ~2 year period where if I started looking like this it meant I was about to once again say Joe Biden being the dirt ass oldest president ever was the most clever thing any politician ever did & then never explain what I meant

If you’ve ever done enough coke you’ve prob been in that loop before where your chest hurts and you’re sweating paint thinner but you have to smoke a cig or do a line every 5 mins bc sitting down for 30 seconds is impossible

The wealthiest vampire on earth just goes on TV looking like that

If your adderall script starts making you sound like a TNO Burgundian System Groyper, no more meds for you :)

Something I will die on a hill arguing for is the need for passing a baseline ethical prerequisite test before getting prescribed amphetamines

Some people take them and do work or post a lot. But there’s also a type (almost always the bottom category) that goes Warpspeed Hitler from doing speed

How much of that is just bc almost all of them at this point were radicalized doing, like, counter-insurgency stuff in Iraq or Afghanistan?

I remembered this recently too lol. Check out what he’s writing about nowadays

I knew a few people who tried to outrun probation violation warrants back in Florida and even for minor shit like that they’d usually throw in the towel relatively quickly. The longest I ever saw someone go was a few months and they’d just been one county over the whole time lol

Even better lmao

Late night supermarket/gas station cashiers who give you enough of a look to make you realize you’re coming off sus but don’t actually snitch: truly unsung working class heroes

Oh yeah at my peak I used to become peeking-out-the-windows levels of paranoid about people conspiring to have me committed whenever I’d hear the slightest amount of concern. Which is wild bc I also wouldn’t even make much of an effort at all to hide my tracks when I’d go out lol

This seems to me like the most logical explanation at this point tbh

Sometimes people manage to figure it out and come out with a coherent worldview for having experienced this particularly intense intersection of societal nihilism. Other times they don’t bc it’s maddeningly complicated and having a chronic back injury in this country sucks ass

That’s not really a value statement in any which way. But you did find types of people like this (or the 15-years-ago equivalent) to varying degrees caught up in the Florida pill mill crisis back in the day

I’m saying this partly bc there’s a very “if you squint your eyes” element of relatability to some of what’s come out about the suspect’s profile but the specific type of confused/contradictory beliefs and interests that seem to characterize this guy strike me as pretty recognizable from this POV

Seeing the amount of back injury books in that Goodreads list makes it an extremely non-zero chance that the shooter was driven by something that a decade ago was known as “roxy rage” lol

screenshot of a Luigi Mangione tweet from 4/18/24 reading: Modern Japanese urban environment is an evolutionary mismatch for the human animal. The solution to falling birthdates isn’t immigration. It’s cultural. Encourage natural human interaction, sex, physical fitness and spirituality: * ban Tenga fleshlights and “Japan Real Hole” custom pornstar pocket pussies being sold in Don Quixote grocery stores * replace conveyor belt sushi and restaurant vending machine ordering, with actual human interaction with a waiter * replace 24/7 eSports cafes where young males earn false fitness signals via Tekken fighting and Overwatch shooting games, with athletics in school * heavily stigmatize maid cafes where lonely salarymen pay young girls to dress as anime characters and perform anime dances for them * revitalize traditional Japanese culture (Shintoism, Okinawan karate, onsen, etc)

close enough, welcome back Yukio Mishima

Finding out the UHC suspect was into grand strategy games, long-winded posts about Japanese birthrates, and babbling about weird esoteric techno-accelerationist shit. I’m about to get profiled so hard

This is me btw

Twitter is just everybody doing the same exact unfunny 5 word post for a max earning potential of like $2

All social media should be demonetized!!! No incentive to post!!! So all that remains is the true freaks the lovers of the game!!! Sicko media!!!

Does anybody have 4 more days worth of speed?

It just asked me for FOUR DAYS to create a comprehensive report that will build an Air Force that is both beautiful and unbreakable enough to delay the war with the US lmfao I’m actually the Emperor of Japan?!

One of the biggest tells is that in 08, with the backdrop of the country’s home ownership & savings vaporizing, Obama won the last “landslide” margin and also hit the 40s in places that would be UNIMAGINABLE now

Middle class security in America is an unparalleled perverter of material politics

I’ll be honest, i don’t have a good answer for why I am even doing this, but now I have no choice but to guide the machine to a spirited victory in the war that it will understand completely lmao

This is turning so fast into one of the single most inspired things I’ve ever locked into lol

Reeducation camps for GOP voters is basically it. Maybe a Great Depression could reset their Hitler particle levels, idk.

ja rule is the voice that narrates my suicidal ideation

It finally drew the line at this. Which I’m not gonna lie, I could not understand after it was writing fake email reports to the Bataan Death March guy on the results of shooting anthrax at drugged out American and British POWs lmao

I did something awful here. If you get to the bottom of this entire thread the fuckin thing is consulting with me on which Chinese warlords we need to be securing the loyalty from and which we should eradicate