Here's mine...
16.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sounds like you can stop saving for college
14.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Enjoy Fool's Spring today everyone!!
14.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Share ALL revenue equally, salary floor. Done.
14.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I can come to love a Yankees fan, I can unite this state!
13.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you copy/paste this for the last 4 years?
10.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes, if you want to- stories of athletes "fraternizing" after competition is complete are legend
08.02.2026 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For how long will the US Olympic team be held hostage by Ralph Lauren?
07.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Middleton has the touch of a blacksmith #Wild
05.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There's your title
02.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let's keep it on the down low, k?
01.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ahem...
01.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We were in right field for the first Dyson game where he blew the save. Buzzkill City
01.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wild and TWolves GMs walking on eggshells today?
30.01.2026 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do they have any idea the hole they have to climb out of?
26.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@nicknelson.bsky.social @aarongleeman.bsky.social hate to miss my first winter meltdown in many years, but going to sit this one out... have fun be safe
24.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kyle Rittenhouse is rushing to the scene (not)
24.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just texted a friend that we're monitoring the situation as we ponder Winter Meltdown tonight
24.01.2026 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Too early!!
18.01.2026 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gawd, when JEEK is out the Wild just suck
13.01.2026 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'd like to be his financial advisor $$$$
10.01.2026 19:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A liter at SCSU was a medium
05.01.2026 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank gawd they are fun to watch now - saving the MN sportswatching public
04.01.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Marketing consultant: "It's too hard for people to see the puck"
NHL: "Let's superimpose ads on the ice then!"
04.01.2026 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kate Bush at 67, Ambling Up That Embankment
04.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#MnTwins fans horrified to be left off this post, especially after ownership has decided to only play 7 fielders in '26 in order to preserve the precious resources of the billionaire owners
01.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good. If they trade Joe, might as well burn it all down as Buck and Lopez will soon follow
23.12.2025 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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