Mick Hennessy

Oh I need this, got all sorts of fun and wonderful things going on with my back/hips/legs

Take the fuckin points, we can't end the season on nil

Sha la la laaaaaa

They used to really try to do a good theme didn't they? This is so good, up there with the golden girls.

I'm looking at the list and I cannot fathom how it dug itself into the back of my mind. I didn't watch any of those shows religiously, *slightly* before my time.

YouTube video by mycommercials Stephen J. Cannell Production Logo (1985)

youtu.be/qweoMJS1DQ8?...

A cursory glance at this fella tells me this was neither show!

Oh sorry, I know the shows. I meant that the bit at the end, after the credits, included a fella on a typewriter. I'll see if I can Google what I'm talking about

#AccidentalPartridge

Wasn't family ties the one with the fella and the typewriter? Or was that Murder She Wrote? Or was it both?

Fuck fuck fuck

Leopards and Faces spring to mind

He's not from Dublin, but he is a Leinster man, and a Leinster rugby fan

Hugo Keenan 🤝 Shane Lowry

Whoever did it, and I officially know nothing, did a fairly surgical job considering they didn't injure anyone!

I was at a funeral last year, and let's just say it was strongly suggested that departed was quite a rogue in his youth.

My good god how did this woman ever agree to marry me!

I mean my jeysus

Had a brief call with a customer service rep today who was based in the UK

She kept referring to me being in "suvern ieeeland"

I was wound up to begin with and I couldn't resist ending the call with

"By the way, the country I'm from is called Ireland"

Dick move? Maybe a bit. But fully justified

A pair of cretinous gombeens

I'll tell you what's even worse that life admin

Death admin

The guy from the probate office told me it's very straightforward to fill in the necessary paperwork myself. I had to make 3 phone calls, send 2 emails and Google 4 definitions just to take STEP ONE of getting a Deed Of Administration

I think Arthurs theme by Christopher Cross is the most underrated song of all time.

This is an absolute classic folks, like it's somewhere on the list of best songs of all time

I heard they aimed for Charlie Kirk's face but it's the size of a postage stamp

We've to flip the joke. This lad is actually Josh O'Neill from Athy

I hate how simple a job it is to cut through steel tubing on the street. It's so silent and can be done discreetly by only the most sophisticated of criminals.

Oh no wait, it's done by some scaldy cunts with an angle grinder from Lidl, and they do it at 2 in the afternoon when they wake up.

Thanks man, I just got out of the doctors office after a blood test. I'm having a full body NCT to make sure I'm in good nick.

Once the kids graduate college I'm gonna start smoking heroin, as a treat.

WHY DID YOU SEND ME A CHEQUE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU UTTER GEEBAGS

and breathe

"We cannot send this money to a Revolut account sir, so we ask that you go set up a current account with a bank so that we can transfer"

Apparently an International Bank Account Number, is not an "actual IBAN"

I've been phoning banks getting all of my wife's affairs in order. I haven't used the word cunt once, so if anyone wants to nominate me for a Nobel Peace Prize...

It's missing Georgia Salpa in a bikini.

But yeah I get the message!

My twins turn 4 today, 15 days after their mam died.

Do I sign their birthday card from just me or from her too?

This is a question I never thought I'd have to answer.

Fuck cancer in the fucking face.

Ah in fairness, its a movie trope, I totally see what was funny about it. I just saw the same joke on Tiktok yesterday and it floored me.