Mick Hennessy

Every time I pull my phone out to record the kids doing something cute or fun, one of them fuckin POLEAXES themselves.

My camera roll is like you've been framed

Galthie has different colour jacket and trousers. He just throws on those specs and it's a force field which makes you think he's stylish, but he's just been rooting through his dad's wardrobe

Surely they can be found in one of those amazing gun shops they love so much

My eldest daughter is an octopus, confirmed.

DHS officials are asking children to not play "I spy" around ICE officials as it's making them hungry.

I hope you warmed up before that stretch

Dr Spaceman is one of the great comedy doctors

Also beside the point, but it's close to your point. He's dressed like fuckin shit. I used to sell suits, and if I let a customer walk out the door in that I would have been put on a performance review.

Even someone as physically grotesque as him *could* look ok in a decently fitted suit.

YouTube video by DireStraitsVEVO Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing (Alchemy Live)

This right here, is the greatest guitar performance of all time.

The song already had 2 elite solos, but Knoffler throws in something at the end which sets this apart.

youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY?...

It's a bag of shite tbh

Its a public company listed on the NASDAQ. All of the shares combined right now are worth 36bn.

Its not quite as simple as him buying them all, but the short answer is that any company that's public is "for sale" as the board are compelled to do what's "right for shareholder value"

I'm a shed dad so I don't say

"Thanks Hun, pennys! X"

I say

"Thanks Hun, Lidl middle aisle! X"

Thank you, I dutifully accept and I will conduct my time in office with.... Dignity

Ah that's Deacon Blue...

Ok I resign

April 4th also happens to be the date that 1984 opens on.

To tie up the logical loose end, Norman Cook is Fatboy slim. But he sang on Caravan of Love, I just wasnt the lead

Paul Heaton was a singer in both but Norman Cook was the bass player in the housemartins

If anyone tries to muscle in on your Beautifully Southern monopoly you can tell them you sail this ship alone

April 4th

Where does a kids show get off writing the most emotionally heart wrenching 9 minutes in televisual history.

Holy shit.

The bulls go in at half time 3-29 up, the ref blows it up after a Willie Le Roux knock on

The camera cuts to him as he's admonishing himself, Adam Hastings comes into view, sarcastically clapping and laughing.

A week before the Calcutta cup match, a former player, maybe even a current player will put out an article with the following headline

"On their day, Duhey and the boys would beat anyone"

A week after they lose

"Fan expectations need to be rained in"

Bulls will be watching Scotland achieve a famous 4th place in the 6 nations. Resting up, waiting in the long veld.

Bulls will beat Glasgow in the round of 16, calling it now

A real boon to Munster fans as ROGs La Rochelle drop down to the Challenge Cup.

A possibility of a new chapter in European rugby's great jumelage.

Yes. I think a draw with 4 tries would also put them ahead of us, but that won't happen

I would use a lot of my grown up money on that.

Some of us won the genetic lottery

Its pretty simple

If we win the HC it will be the former, if we don't it'll be the latter

The story can follow the outcome, not the other way around

Never in doubt for even a fraction of a second

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