cosma (bad bitch colin firth)

i heard that peter piper prick picked a pack. selfish.

torture labyrinth polycule when

trying to do this but he won’t stand still because the pickles are “ too spicy”

sometimes a boy is just a lesbian

sometimes a boy is just a lesbian

the truth is out there

posting a grainy sasquatch style video of me eating pussy so you know how good i am at it

you didn’t do shit

it’s shave myself smooth like a seal monday™️

every time i open this app i see people i could fall deeply in love with

all the fixins

marissa walmart dog … wow

who up thinking about they beasts

It's always so funny seeing these edgelord dipshits on here who are like "heh people can't handle my harsh truths, I'm just too real 😎" and then they just get dunked on constantly for like a week before leaving the site forever

the ‘fell for it again’ award this guy gets will be historical in nature

how are you this bad at this

a giant grotesque ogre saying “i don't HAVE a girlfriend” from the old hercules tv show

fetterman next week

too little too late and you’re still gonna get divorced get wrecked shrek

The general reaction to the death of Alex Pretti is exactly what is wrong at the root of this country. White men matter more than anyone else. Every single thing being done in the wake of his death has been done thousands of times before but it's people's last straw because he is a white man

If the world chooses to become my enemy
I will fight like I always have

retvrn

oh my

u/Kir13y • 23h Gnome thief on the loose. Secure your gnomes!! (DO NOT IDENTIFY/LOCATE THIS MAN Rule 9) Apparently this wasn't clear in the first post. I am not asking that this man be hunted down or located. This is NOT a request for identifying, locating, or engaging with suspected individuals. There is clear evidence that he stole my gnome in the second photo. 4th photo has a reference photo of the gnome. This man stole our mooning gnome from our front door in First Hill! Pour one out for ma boy. less

bearded man absconding with a gnome in a blurry black and white pic

a picture of the purloined gnome, he has a long white beard, blue pants, a red cap and shirt, a big friendly smile, and is bent over with his pants pulled down as though asking the viewer to passionately rail him. there is a bluebird perched on his ass, staring down into his open asshole

an unconscionable crime

email from bluesky Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @leyawn.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Anti-Discrimination. We protect people's fundamental rights by prohibiting identity-based harm and hatred. For example: Do not attack, harass, or incite hatred or discrimination against individuals or groups based on protected characteristics such as age, asylum-seeker/refugee status, caste, disability, disease, ethnicity, gender identity, immigrant status, race, religious affiliation, sex, or sexual orientation. This includes hate speech, slurs, dehumanizing comparisons, supremacist content, conspiracy theories targeting protected groups, and coordinated harassment campaigns. The following Post was removed: imagine showing up to your office job and there's a crowd of people in the lobby heckling you every morning. "no one likes your emails" "your tie is ugly" lol. anyways i think everyone who works for ice should kill themselves Your post was classified as a Moderate Violation, adding 2 strikes to your account. You now have 2 total strikes. If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect. Bluesky Moderation Team

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

hot tbh

shut uppppppp

a true “they don’t make em like that anymore” scenario

scientific proof that the primary key to being good at football is being not on the jets

someone out there made a joke bet on who would be in the super bowl and made a bunch of money today