Geoff Holtby

Booo.

It's theoretically possible that tonight could be the first world series decided in extra innings during DST time change phantom hour, making all the timestamps forever confusing.

Probably not by buying a load of gaudy jewelry though.

Money laundering sounds hard. If I had a million in illicit crypto and wanted to do something actually useful with it like buy a house I would have no idea where to even start.

Apparently MADD is actually really bullish on self-driving cars for exactly this reason!

I thought they were based in Montreal and thus French Canadian not French, but apparently while they do have offices in Quebec, they are actually headquartered in a Paris suburb called “Montreuil” which seems intentionally confusing.

I don't actually think there's going to be another huge wave of Twitter posters coming here, all signs point to Bluesky having peaked and struggling to attract any more new users.

Shimano Derailleur is my favourite Blaseball player

This would be impressive if the escalating decoherence were done on purpose as part of a surreal depiction of how dream-logic works

Uptoown girl
She's been liiving in her uptoown woorld
I bet she's never had a b̵a̷c̴k̸s̸t̶r̸e̴e̵t̸ gouy
I b̴̳̒ê̷̳e̷̲̐ẗ̷̻ her moömma n̵e̵v̸e̷r̴ toöld her w̸̘͚͋̈́̎ḧ̷̖͔̱̓̀ó̴̰͎̺̏͠ỹ̷̢̲͗

Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo

I want a deep dive on the crystal skull vodka lore

If Toyota can survive their pickup trucks being prominently used by every insurgent third-world militia, Volvo can weather this one.

homemade kimchi

it's time for some fermentation experimentation

I am discovering that there are few to none satisfactory visual depictions of Sgt. Fred Colon and Cpl. Nobby Nobbs

she is the worst

I know "Imagine if Obama had done this" is so played out and thinking about it will give you brain damage at this point, but imagine if Obama had done this

I know that nominative determinism isn't real because Wayne Knight has never played Batman.

They made the DWIM key real

This is false, he actually says “ol’ Palpy”, which could be referring to anyone.

The Emperor is never actually referred to as “Palpatine” in any of the original movies.

Wirecutter really not beating the allegations sometimes

I can never get the reverse rainbow, because while I can pretty consistently spot the purple first, determining which of the remaining three is the blue feels completely random most of the time.

Can't hear this song without thinking of that one Metalocalypse episode

Shutting down a vintage PBX that ran for 30+ years. 🫡

A badly trained lab will eat your shoes, a badly trained pittie will eat your toddler

I never hear about badly trained golden retrievers eating toddlers though

Rare case where the song in a movie about writing a really good song is actually legitimately really good.

This is very obviously a photoshopped image passed around by people making fun of Jews. Please apply even a little bit of critical thinking to things you repost.

It is very obviously a photoshopped picture passed around by anti-Israel posters. If you think this is real you are incredibly dumb.