For sure, I’m not going to defend Billie Joe on that point. Green Day are just very conceptually important to me

I feel personally attacked by the implication that Green Day is the same as sum 41 or good charlotte

@clsn.bsky.social I’m an old man who went back to college and I’m reading fight club for the first time, so I went to pull up the ideotv episode on it and I’m so sad you guys never did this book. You’d have really hated it

The Humpty Dumpty revelation that people are calling “egg-shattering”.

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And what was on my friend’s cd was, like, a lot of bad religion derivatives

I’m sorry, no, my friend gave them his band’s demo cd. That wasn’t worded very clearly

I snuck backstage to a concert in 2002 with some friends and the Good Charlotte guys were super nice about taking and listening to their demo, so I’ve always kinda liked them. Just a shame about how bad their music sounds, bless them

Wow, I’m just finding out that a current snl cast member also went to the crosstown school. We’re cooked

Probably Jomboy, although I prefer to remember 1989 NL Cy Young winner Mark Davis, and my school is utterly shamed by our crosstown rival claiming Randy Johnson

Is this a lunch order or Gonzo’s dang sexual fantasy

The Dems winning big in the midterms won’t solve anything while dipshits like this are at the levers of power

You mixing concrete with that thing?!

Ok I remember one more thing from the show and it’s that Joan Baez sang Amazing Grace acts when we left my brother (who was 7) said it was the best song he’d ever heard

Pic of the venue and band(s) at the first concert I ever went to

My main memories of it are that Robin Williams was exciting and all the grownups were really in amazed that Neil Young showed up

America is yearning for "it."

(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

lol I read this before I saw who posted it and I thought “I should send this to Nate”

Everybody is saying he isn’t allowed to say Obama’s name, but it’s entirely believable to me that the rock doesn’t know who the president is

Chiitan no!!

trivia time!

Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?

A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)

Yeah, we know you want to continue his work, you empty suit piece of shit

Life is a Mercator projection

I got made fun of by everybody in Los Angeles the last time I flew in to LAX because it’s so impossible to get in and out of. The cars can not save us lol

17776 looking ass baseball game

cis person: we should make a segregated transgender sports category

trans people: wait wha--

Cis Allies™: ｢THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE｣

You know that I have an answer for this, and I don’t think you’re gonna like it

This is bravery in media. He’s willing to say what most of us are afraid to even think