21st Century Delcoid Man

I told my toddlers that they were responsible for their own blankies and that made them stronger and more honorable people

Give 'em green shells and a power mushroom.

It needs to either be harder or easier.

"Dammit, the hardwood was RIGHT THERE"

Hold up, is that Bix?

XXVIII is burned into my brain for some reason.

His name is "Tommy DeVito". He IS dressing down.

XX to about XL are all fantastic.

I have to apologize to Ms. Hudson, I wasn't familiar with her game.

"Let's go blue!"
-Columbus, OH

Look, self knowledge is important

lol, well NOW I am.

This is basically IRL Age of Empires.

Would. Watch.

Gordie Howe hat trick kind of day for Szobozslai

I thought this was going to be about "guys who can actually get him chances" at first.

"Wow, I forgot how much I like watching the Winter Olympics" - Me, A Dumbass, Every Winter Olympics Going Back To 1994

remember tonight is the last night we can egg patullo’s house as defending super bowl champions

The arena he loved, hosting a rivalry he cherished.

Go out and watch some basketball, he told us, so today we do.

Spencer is finally watching For All Mankind! AKA 911 in space.

"Ok, so there's this dumb bitch on the moon..."

Curling guy 1: Ohhhhh noooo

Curling guy 2: disaster!

@bracketdobber.net: WHAT A BAD IDEA

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Agreed, I put a little tomato juice in my vodka sometimes.

You should be required to house one beer during a curling time out

LITERALLY sliding into her DMs

Randy Moss, 3 catches, 3 TDs, etc.

what the hell even is that?

I have good news from the future!