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some girl at this bar said she liked my luna moth necklace and I said thanks and that I love moths and she said "you look like you would love moths" okay???? ((she is probably right though))

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

lol it's 2026 and I finally figured out how to connect my phone to my car with bluetooth

something something all bricked up or whatever

never!!!

okay but why are all the little guys in this haunted house lego set kinda hot though

"Colton Burpo," I said.

I LOVE YOU CHAPPELL BONE 😭

there's a lil guy in a puppy wheelchair and I'm sobbing, they're so precious I can't

okay but why am I crying about the puppy bowl right now?!

wine drunk on a tuesdayyyyyy whaddup skanks

a cartoon of a man holding a turtle with the words what is happening here ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a turtle with the words what is happening here

huh!!!

I have no butt and I must fart

what was up with those guys at the mall in the 90s who would write your name on a single grain of rice and sell it to you in a necklace

if I had one dollar for every cute lady who said my hair was cute today I would have two whole dollars :D

my mom just came up to me and asked "do you know why cute people are always busy?" and I was uhhh why? and she goes "I'll tell you later, I'm busy 🤪" okay Cindy!!!

finally went to the doctor and it turns out I'm not dying yay ❤️

at my physical and my blood pressure is pretty much perfect, which is very surprising considering The Horrors

Sonic Says Logo Gif

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Fuck ICE!

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

random thought of the day, I kind of wanna get contacts just in case I ever end up as a masquerade

Three panel comic. Panel 1: A girl at a bar sipping a drink says to someone standing next to her, “my friends warned me about you.” Panel 2: the guy, an eldritch horror wearing a tshirt and backwards cap says “what they say?” The girl replies, “that you eat souls.” Panel 3: he says “come on, that’s crazy!” She says “mhm.”

imagine hating me but I'm just in my house making my new goose mittens smooch sloppy style

like just enough to be cracked and stretched a lil bit and not ripped into 4 uneven pieces

Screenshot of Iris from 1000xRESIST. Her face is close to the screen and the angle is looking at it from above. Her dialogue box says, "................."

do you have games on ur phone

bad day at work huh

ugh mannnnn why are bodies so garbage

there is a secret sauce that makes male video game characters irresistible to women (regardless of sexuality) and it is called “making them a little pathetic”

been into DmC lately and I've decided that I really really need to photoshop Dante with a flower crown

lmao thanks for thinking of me with this one I guess