Matthew Spillane

first fill the envelope with the entire week’s junk mail… then return.

he can’t grow one…obviously

The word ‘capability’ needs to be added…. means everything under the sun, and nothing.

bothers me that C4ISTAREW didn’t even make me blink

make it Australia Day

Ponting vastly better than any other commentator

6-7

private schoolboys

Lowest ever Coefficient of Variation for a batting innings? #ashes

“the teenager was cycling along Stirling Highway in Claremont around 11am on Saturday when he collided with a four-wheel drive turning out of a car park”

So the car failed to give way and hit the bike?

for a resounding moral victory

tbf they built Sydney’s version…though by flogging off the electricity poles and wires

So Bazbowl is when you get carted around the park for 120 overs? #ashes

Shit shot #ashes

Wait 'til Vikki hears about the "drought envoy" paid $800k for a few texts ...
#auspol

better than misclassifying an airliner, I guess

Tower Hill was nice 😉

whoops, brain snap. Was looking a holiday snaps from 6 years ago in Warrnambool, then trying to remember some random pie shop flipped to photos earlier in the day from Mount Gambier 🙄

has anybody every accepted that they are over confident?

Blue Lake’s nice

she’s lucky it wasn’t worse

#Ashes

we’ll swap

😂

how about just funding govt schools ?

I at least hope she has never had to pay water rates

have they ever said any different?

And yet ALP think a photo op with Abbott to sell his book is a good idea

Does this mean the victim cannot name him without being in contempt of court?

Imagine how good these batters would be if they tried Bazball #Ashes