@copenhaver.bsky.social
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Ok. We get it. People at Cannes like to give standing ovations. It doesn’t mean what it used to mean. People applaud some lukewarm shit these days.
24.05.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Legit just googled this because I was hoping it was real.
21.05.2025 12:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rudy Go Bare (he hates rubbers)
21.05.2025 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah but….soup with water!
19.05.2025 18:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Who, interviewing a new drummer:
“Who are you? Who who? Who who?”
“Ummm. I’m Josh Freese. You guys called me…”
Roger Daltrey: “I really wanna know!”
Oh, the old “smear chana masala on the pump handle trick”. A classic
18.05.2025 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s definitely an album cover, I’ll give you that.
18.05.2025 23:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em (With That Penis)
18.05.2025 17:18 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s the “we criticize you, how dare you criticize us” economy
18.05.2025 16:24 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really reminds you of the reason for the season
18.05.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pope Happy Honda Days or Pope Lexus December To Remember
18.05.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Things That Make You Go What the Fuck (original C+C Music Factory working title)
18.05.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something’s Gotta Butt
09.05.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How long until The Donald takes credit for the pope being American? Over or under 1 hour? I say under.
08.05.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
USA USA 🇺🇸
08.05.2025 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Popeless no longer.
08.05.2025 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RFK Jr gonna Make America Blink Again.
29.01.2025 15:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Their egos will make them all turn on each other eventually.
22.01.2025 16:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a little bitch.
22.01.2025 16:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mama Trumpy II! Here We Go Again
22.01.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Which one will our contestants choose? Find out next on…TABLE…OF…CAAAAAKE!”
22.01.2025 15:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nien Nunb looking motherfucker.
21.01.2025 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Honey, stop. We all sieg heil when we’re stuck in a k hole.”
21.01.2025 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The 'Democracy Dies in Darkness' guy has dropped his trousers, bent over the sink and is spreading his cheeks wide open.
Anything for a buck.
Can’t wait to see how they doge…er…*dodge* this one in court.
20.01.2025 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those are her BSL’s (billionaire sucking lips)
20.01.2025 18:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I imagine this will go something like:
Insurance company person: “Ohhhh, looks like your policy did NOT have the crypto embezzlement coverage. Sooooooo….😬….sorry.”
I mean….i know far right assholes love saying Michelle O looks like a man…but goddamn if that isn’t a manly chiseled chin…
20.01.2025 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
This fuckin guy.
20.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love that the Chick-fil-a marketing gimmick is all about how cows can’t spell.
19.01.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
