Ian Evenden

So far this year, I've written for outlets including Edge (reviews & features), GamesRadar (reviews), and gamesindustry.biz (features). I currently have availability to write for YOU too! I provide sharp copy always on or before deadline, and turn around edits quickly and effectively. Get in touch!

"Is that a small furry mammal in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

If there's a male around they'll call to each other. He probably just wants to talk about sex and then she'll block him.

Female tawny owl, I reckon.

A single terrorist has been sent through the floor vents to infiltrate the bottom 3 floors full of cops who've just sent a lone cop up through the ceiling vents to the top floors of the building which are full of terrorists. They meet, fall in love, and escape together through a 3rd set of vents.

Sausages and cheese, German supermarket

the scenario we all feared

Bugger.
Connections
Puzzle #785
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟪🟦🟪
🟪🟦🟪🟪
🟪🟦🟪🟦
🟪🟦🟪🟦

No hyphens.

This must be some sort of new alphabetical order of which I was previously unaware.

There's almost five months left in the year, you can turn things around. We believe in you.

KPop Unit Hunters, coming soon to a ram near you.

!namtaB semordnilap yloH

The display on an air fryer. It reads 'cool'.

The validation I need in life, courtesy of an air fryer.

Vogon confirmed.

I was 16 in 1995 - what would you like to know?

My wooden table has never lied to me, whereas my computer keeps telling me I'm on a roll on LinkedIn.

This is why I keep my computer on mute, it does that every time the webcam is uncovered.

Imagine if BlueSky's age verification thingy told us what age it estimated we were. I know I look 67 I don't need to hear it from KWS.

It was fine, but should have been called Tech Warfare: The Corporationing instead.

Syndicate, but properly this time.

The dots on the left look larger - does it change as you alter the zoom level?

It was nyger seeds that first attracted goldfinches to our garden. Black sunflower seeds seem to be a hit with lots of species too, but nothing around here will eat fatballs. I've stopped putting them out as they just hardened in the sun or rotted away in the rain.

The grounds are full of ladybirds this afternoon.

A screenshot of a Google Docs spelling correction popup. It reads "turn-based donkey-farting".

Google Docs understands me.

Starting to think I'm underpaid.

There was nothing cooler back then than a car with a motorised radio aerial. We need those back too, the little shark fins on top of modern cars just don't cut it.

A 50% discount, surely.

1. Stupid name for a plant.

2. No it isn't.

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