🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠

mine's actually a swashbuckler rogue, so much more fighty and much less sneaky – it's a lot of fun!

yeehaw that's dungeons and dragons

Idea: keep the inhalers, get rid of half a million cars per year.

yes i know!! i'm very much in agreement with this

selection of coins with animals on them, fish, birds, deer, bull, greyhound, horse, hare

ok it's time to get to the crux of this campaign

@catherinegalway.bsky.social will you commit to using the office of president to push to put the animals back on the coins?

no one tell simon harris

could they lay anti-tank mines

and the banter voters, of course

the purpose of a system is what it does: delay, delay, delay so that oil, gas and coal companies can keep raking in billions

to be fair, the police on the european continent are fairly trigger-happy with the tear gas and pepper spray too, so even if people are watching protests in those countries they'll also be numbed to it :-/

selection of coins with animals on them, fish, birds, deer, bull, greyhound, horse, hare

ok it's time to get to the crux of this campaign

@catherinegalway.bsky.social will you commit to using the office of president to push to put the animals back on the coins?

this is good news

hey bro, they're saying you didn't keep that blessèd flame lit bro. they're saying you let the sacred light go out. they said the holy glimmer is extinguished bro!

would have lived in fear that he'd put other holes in the adjoining walls

If the landlord that lived in our garage and pretended he didn't and used to secretly sleep in one of the girls beds when she was away and used go through our bins and once fished out a pregnancy test amd brought it up ever runs for president I will be ready

has there been any info on if gavin has paid the tenant back? or how much he's going to pay?

to match €3300 in 2009 euro with inflation, it'd be about €4700 now

with interest of 1% annually (cheap!) that'd be €5500 now

then you have to add the embarrassment supplement...

just heard on a podcast that the yanks refer to a granny flat as a "mother-in-law unit" (i am not joking)

if this was 2010 there'd be a facebook event page with 425k attendees called "elect jim gavin anyway for the laugh"

only those who do not seek power are qualified to hold it 🙏

Jim Gavin:
pints? 👀
[23:01] ✔️✔️

Sébastian Lecornu:
pints.
[09:50] ✔️✔️

spoke too soon

:-/

say what you will about jim gavin, he's the fianna fáil candidate

A million people walked through London against invading Iraq. They did it anyway. That was in 2003.

yeah I dunno!

the truth is hard for some people

do you reckon scabs are like crisps for vampires

well, GA is the official language code for it so i guess francophones speaking english trying to describe irish get a bit confused 🥲

@selkies.bsky.social @darach.bsky.social @maitiuocoimin.bsky.social *emóidtí na súile* b’fhéidir go bhfuil aithne agaibh ar dhuine éigin

the EU parliament is looking for a native-level irish speaker for a press officer traineeship, starting next march

it's paid (€1660/month, no tax) and is a pretty sweet opportunity to see how the EU sausage is made, and a chance to try brussels (if you're not already here)

deadline end of october!