The season two insulting nicknames aren’t nearly as good as the first. Definitely a sign that he is suffering from cognitive decline.

The Knicks jersey makes more sense though, because many of the players who make up the current starting lineup played for Villanova, and the Pope is a Villanova alum.

Saying my MRI was outstanding is not the flex he thinks it is. Why did he have to have the MRI in the first place?

I still have satellite 📡 I find streaming overwhelming. I love watching whatever happens to be on, the drama of watching things live, and the fact that it’s still the best way to keep up with sports.

His health and the fact that his wife doesn’t live with him should be giant stories, but for some reason this weirdo gets a pass.

Hitting that right leg of his I see… hmmm 🧐

After he retires from the NFL, worldwide bird tour where he gets to see all the birds.

Also, just to add, he keeps going after people who have plenty of money and really good lawyers. Like, the Clinton’s can drag this out.

an extremely basic white 1990 toyota pickup truck

pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux

Awww, so cute, his team still thinks he’s sane, and that he could actually stay on topic.

My Queen 👸

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The Bulwark…

I looked into becoming an Air Traffic Controller. You can’t just become one overnight. Like, I looked into becoming one in late 20’s, and that was already like too late.

This game was blocked in my area. Fox is instead showing Rams vs. 49ers and I’m so glad 😌

Ugh

The most boring lavish party. Akin to being a child forced to attend a business function with your grandparents.

He’s legit going with Canadian Wife!?!?!

PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

I love the Kelly and the Birkin, but everything else that Hermes makes I find to be kind of tacky and basic. It’s a horrible fake though, not even close to the real deal.

This means much like groceries, he has no idea how much medical services actually cost. Like, if insurance is expensive, why don’t you just pay cash. Not realizing that the self pay cost for a knee replacement is like $70,000. He’s scrambling.

Everything about him is stuck in 1985. Tacky overpriced banquet food 😬

Also, I just noticed, the Birkin is a handbag, it doesn’t come with a strap. That one has a strap.

Judging from the logo, I think it’s likely that is a fake. It looks too large, also it appears poorly applied.

This is so cringe. He’s such a try hard.

Future mental health professionals will study this photo.

ME: What could go wrong?

ANXIETY: *heavy sigh* I was hoping you'd ask.

ANXIETY: *drags out the overhead projector*

After what happened in Jersey!?!?! They thought NJ was gonna be close. I’m surprised she’s going through with this.

It’s giving seizing the means of production

How would the billionaire who is always at the WH or one of his clubs would know?