Jeff Thomas

11/8

11/6

I got a personal solo tour of the distillery from the proprietor, so I splurged.

don't let yourself get attached to any social network you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner

11/2

11/2

A friendly witch on her broom outside a pet shop as a cute little black cat looks at her eagerly

Good morning and Happy Halloween!
I've been saving the best for last. This is my favorite Halloween illustration of all time: Something Familiar by Peter De Sève

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10/29

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10/18

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

10/17

Plex roulette

IYKYK

10/13

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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Larry Bishop in Kill Bill Vol 2 removing all of Bud’s upcoming shifts as the strip club bouncer

Toronto looking at the rest of the Yankees’ playoff schedule this month

I‘m so glad I’m not the only one who saved these.

10/3

And the Oscar goes to…

Same energy

It turns out that if you donate blood, you will then be subjected to a relentless flood of texts, emails and phone calls from the Red Cross with no real way to opt out.

9/28

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9/21

cocaine + lsd + stanozolol

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9/17

I am not holding the remote control.

I had nothing with me, and they had just moved to a new building. Zero information about the building other than the address.

Then I remembered this scene from Sneakers. I got off at the next exit, bought a cake and some black balloons.

It worked. And we had cake. A very good day.

9/16

About 20 years ago a “customer“ put me on the spot as I was driving from the airport to his office. He said I had to “get” in if I wanted to meet with him.

This guy is a true character. Brilliant mind, frequently foul mouth, high risk tolerance. 1/

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9/13

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

9/10

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