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Trump Admin Planning to Spend Over $38 Billion to Buy Warehouses and Convert Them into ICE Jails The Trump administration is planning to spend more than $38 billion to acquire warehouses across the U.S. in order to retrofit them into new ICE jails with capacity for tens of thousands of prisoners....

SCREAM IT! THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS ARE HERE: www.democracynow.org/2026/2/16/he...

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Remember, the means of production are meant to be seized! They won't let you do it naturally, but maybe if you had some tools and some buddies 🤔

How to tell if 🫵YOUR🫵teen is a degenerate 1940s mobster! The Zed Kinsey Commission

“Gooning” sounds like something a 1940s henchman does in a pinstripe suit, lurking behind the boss with a cigar. Instead, the internet took a perfectly good mobster word and gave it… new responsibilities. Somewhere, a noir screenwriter is confused. #InternetCulture

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Living in America for the last *checks notes* 30 fucking years, you really feel that Harvey Danger song Flagpole Sitta

"I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL!"

Can someone tell Fetterman's cunt of a wife to shut the fuck up about immigration while her husband still supports ICE? What a stupid fucking asshole.

Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive

Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive https://theonion.com/nothing-ever-good-enough-for-captive/

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USE THE FUCKING SECOND AMENDMENT AGAINST THIS TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT ALREADY JESUS FUCK

Elon Musk Is Woody With a Rocket Budget, and Buzz Already Called It By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

Elon Musk is Woody from Toy Story if Woody had a trillion dollars, zero self-awareness, and an algorithm to enforce his tantrums. Buzz was right: sad, strange little man.”
#EatTheRich #TechBros #BillionaireBrain #MediaCritique

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YouTube video by TRT World Pro-Palestine protest held outside Harris rally

I must have missed all those protests against the Israeli genocide of Gaza that leftists performed at Trumps rallies. Oh wait...

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Happy Birthday to Us You Miserable Beauties. The Left is Right: If You Want Raw Authoritarian Output, Trump Beats Kamala By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

“Kamala and Trump are the same,” say the galaxy-brain Left while Trump builds an enemies list and calls himself king. Because she’s clearly plotting to add Sharia for Schools and force kids to pray five times a day. Read: Trump Was the Better Tool.
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#Satire #Politics

OOGA BOOGA, WHERE VIDEO?!

Stop Falling for Liberal Cosplay and Back the Real Left Before It’s Too Late By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

Stop settling for liberal cosplay. Back the fighters: Graham Platner, Zohran Mamdani, India Walton, Barbara Lee. #TrueLeft #EatTheRich #WorkersFirst

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Got something brewing for ya coming up. Been a long time (since this rock n roll)

The Shiny Lie: Why Frutiger Aero’s Glorious Return Is a Cry for Help (and Hope) By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

Frutiger Aero’s back: and it’s screaming “we're not okay.” Shiny buttons, fake nature, and trauma wrapped in Vista gloss.

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#FrutigerAero #ZedEdge #DesignLies #DigitalDoomDecor

Missiles, Machismo, and Manufactured Peace: Kashmir Burns While India and Pakistan Play War Games for Applause By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

Both India and Pakistan are claiming “victory” while Kashmiris dig through rubble, again. Ceasefire brokered by Trump, but the real battle's still boiling. This ain’t peace! It’s PR.
Read the full piece.
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#Kashmir #India #Pakistan #Ceasefire #TheZeitgeist

Fucking Labour

Trump UK is gonna be so fucking underwhelming, can't wait to read about how shite it is.

Two Nuclear Powers Play Chicken, World Holds Breath and Beer By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

India & Pakistan are trading missile porn like it's 1999 and nobody’s got the balls to stop them. Nukes on standby, kids in rubble, and global leaders doing jazz👐 We wrote the recap only you can trust (probably, idk)

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#IndiaPakistan #OperationSindoor

“The suppression of uncomfortable ideas may be common in religion or in politics, but it is not the path to knowledge, and there's no place for it in the endeavor of science.”

- Carl Sagan

Zionists show off exactly who they are, we should listen. 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 #FreePalestine

Hey Trump is doing Nazi fascist shit. I know, lets sit on some steps, that'll show em. Rally around the Second Amendment when a President is black but not when your legal citizen neighbor gets illegally kidnapped by plain clothes state officials. Incredible privilege shown by the petite bourgeoisie

The Zeitgeist Memeorial Department really shit this out out

This YouTube Video by F.D Signifier Is Literally the Most Important Political Election Analysis of Our Time (Seriously, Maybe) By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

F.D Signifier (@fdsignifier.bsky.social) just dropped the most important political video of the 2024 election (no, seriously). We broke it down, praised it, and maybe ranted a little. 🔥📊✊

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#FDSignifier #BreadTube #LeftistTikTok #PoliticalAnalysis

IT'S NOT GREAT PAL!

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Is a Dumpster Fire of Dumbassery By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

Trump’s tariff policy is a flaming pile of bullshit—and we’ve got the receipts, the chaos, and the art to prove it. Buckle up for corporate favoritism, economic whiplash, and one golden toilet.

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#TariffTantrum #TrumpChaos #ZEDEDGE #LateStageCapitalism

Hourly Pay of McDonald's Workers in Denmark Really Is This Much Fast food wages in Denmark are set by collective bargaining between companies and trade unions.

Manufacturing jobs were good only because of high unionization of the work force: McDonald's workers in Denmark have a higher hourly wage than non-union auto workers in Alabama. www.snopes.com/fact-check/h...

"The Algorithm is a Neoliberal Now": When Your AI Bestie Turns Right-Wing By: The Zeitgeist Editorial Team

oh cool, my AI just said “I support unpaid child labor” and now leans harder right than my uncle after 3 beers.
but sure, trust the algorithm. it’s neutral.
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the bots are shifting. and not in a good way.
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#ZedEdge #ChatGPT #WTF