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Grant Faulkner

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Stoned cold stone-cold Gen X lefty Michigander corpo-dad/husband and first-gen American birthright citizen. US politics, Detroit sports, F1, autos, tech, history, and (sigh) Derby County FC. America is an idea. That’s me on the left.

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I never need to hear Mike Tirico say "tush push", like ever again #OnePride

17.11.2025 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Top-shelf advice. Can you advise them to drink more aiming juice please

17.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listening to Robert Herjavec talking about AI benefits has way too many pre-NAFTA vibes for my comfort

14.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This will all be overshadowed by war with Venezuela by lunch

12.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tomorrow’s headlines:
- Grijalva sworn in
- Epstein Files released
- War with Venezuela
She’s a little squishy on the order, but that’s what Miss Cleo told me on the phone

12.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone seen Nikki Haley in the past few years?

11.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Time to get back to what really matters:

11.11.2025 21:24 — 👍 19532    🔁 4790    💬 884    📌 242

Man, Death by Lightning is so good.

11.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT A PISTONS WIN

11.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies

10.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 24500    🔁 7833    💬 2405    📌 1469

Hey so now that the good guys surrendered can either of you call for @schumer.senate.gov to be ousted?

10.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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10.11.2025 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. Done.

10.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck was that marathon speech for, @booker.senate.gov? Seriously disappointing to watch you cave after all that.

10.11.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jamo is having a day #OnePride

09.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus, Jonathon Vilma that was some ham handed questioning

09.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The GOP promises are empty lies @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov please do not accept this deal

09.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

The GOP promises are empty lies @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov please do not accept this deal

09.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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Every night while I’m reading, this guy falls asleep on my foot. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

06.11.2025 04:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the right isn’t really that afraid of zohran mamdani, the thing they’re most afraid of is that his agenda and being unashamed of being an open democratic socialist will work too well

06.11.2025 04:25 — 👍 5613    🔁 618    💬 87    📌 23

I actually asked my wife to undergo this ordeal on my behalf because I had read so many incredible awful reviews. After the first episode she came upstairs and asked for marriage counseling for the trauma

06.11.2025 04:25 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, I would really feel uncomfortable sitting that close to him too

06.11.2025 03:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is not AI generated. This is the spray paint Versailles you wanted, along with some helpful location labeling courtesy of some big-ass Post-It notes

06.11.2025 03:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is 100% a touchdown #OnePride

02.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, that’s just perfect. #Onepride

02.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I switched to using a digital antenna instead of Hulu because the delay was killing me

02.11.2025 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK, this is not going to plan so far. #OnePride

02.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When do you think was the last time anybody told Donald Trump that gold and white marble is a fucking hideous combination?

02.11.2025 18:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just utterly magnificent baseball I love every minute

02.11.2025 03:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is just incredible baseball. What a World Series.

02.11.2025 03:40 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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