Ah! You'll be havin' a pint down by Calmercock across from Devil's Hole by Littleball! Don't forget the good haggis at Sac-by-Taint!
08.02.2026 02:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@poetaster.bsky.social
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Ah! You'll be havin' a pint down by Calmercock across from Devil's Hole by Littleball! Don't forget the good haggis at Sac-by-Taint!
08.02.2026 02:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I spent 3 hours waiting for discharge when I was thoroughly fine. It all needs an overhaul
08.02.2026 02:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I honestly can't recall her real name. I will not Google (sound of stretching brain cells)!
08.02.2026 02:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I just got out of the hospital for something comparatively minor (punched in the neck) but I've had many surgeries. It gets to you after a while.
08.02.2026 02:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Been there. I get it. You'll make it through
08.02.2026 02:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0They're unabashed about building the centers. I suppose they could, though.
08.02.2026 02:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0THE EPSTEIN CLASS
08.02.2026 00:41 โ ๐ 3146 ๐ 520 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 9The Wrapture is for mummies only
07.02.2026 23:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm buzzing in!
I'M BUZZING IN!
Why did the turducken blow up the road?
07.02.2026 23:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Damien Owens @OwensDamien Follow I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
07.02.2026 21:32 โ ๐ 1228 ๐ 59 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 2No, of course. She's Joyce DeTit
07.02.2026 23:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Behold the kumquat and the fruit shall rise and in rising inspire! verily, all that inspires must expire, so just breathe!
07.02.2026 23:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I miss this America.
07.02.2026 06:01 โ ๐ 1638 ๐ 269 ๐ฌ 63 ๐ 15The end of Best of Both Worlds Pt. 1 continues to be great and fresh. I've seen it ~40 times and it still gets me
07.02.2026 06:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Nostromo
07.02.2026 06:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ow. Those suck.
07.02.2026 04:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As a result, those birds can't tell us apart
07.02.2026 04:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like โratingsโ or โrevenue.โ it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
07.02.2026 00:40 โ ๐ 15884 ๐ 3402 ๐ฌ 248 ๐ 133I posted this five years ago. I can barely remember that world, but hope one day such calm is possible again.
07.02.2026 00:53 โ ๐ 2552 ๐ 393 ๐ฌ 93 ๐ 13That would be real jake if they called him the Sisko Kid.
07.02.2026 04:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0flied lice make good lures
(I know what you were thinking)
Yes.
07.02.2026 04:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0MAGA isn't a cult. A cult has values.
06.02.2026 03:52 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A timepiece is a prostitute
07.02.2026 04:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I had forgotten this. You're so right
youtu.be/QhiKgeJV3k0?...
snores "Hey, baby"๐คญ
07.02.2026 01:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We can escape, but only through the Hotdog Gate. Ready your buns!
07.02.2026 00:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0