@poetaster.bsky.social
Adults Only. Poet. Teacher.
Ah! You'll be havin' a pint down by Calmercock across from Devil's Hole by Littleball! Don't forget the good haggis at Sac-by-Taint!
08.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I spent 3 hours waiting for discharge when I was thoroughly fine. It all needs an overhaul
08.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I honestly can't recall her real name. I will not Google (sound of stretching brain cells)!
08.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just got out of the hospital for something comparatively minor (punched in the neck) but I've had many surgeries. It gets to you after a while.
08.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Been there. I get it. You'll make it through
08.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They're unabashed about building the centers. I suppose they could, though.
08.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THE EPSTEIN CLASS
08.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 3146 🔁 520 💬 35 📌 9The Wrapture is for mummies only
07.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm buzzing in!
I'M BUZZING IN!
Why did the turducken blow up the road?
07.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Damien Owens @OwensDamien Follow I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
07.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1228 🔁 59 💬 12 📌 2No, of course. She's Joyce DeTit
07.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Behold the kumquat and the fruit shall rise and in rising inspire! verily, all that inspires must expire, so just breathe!
07.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I miss this America.
07.02.2026 06:01 — 👍 1638 🔁 269 💬 63 📌 15The end of Best of Both Worlds Pt. 1 continues to be great and fresh. I've seen it ~40 times and it still gets me
07.02.2026 06:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Nostromo
07.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ow. Those suck.
07.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a result, those birds can't tell us apart
07.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
07.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 15884 🔁 3402 💬 248 📌 133
I posted this five years ago. I can barely remember that world, but hope one day such calm is possible again.
07.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 2552 🔁 393 💬 93 📌 13That would be real jake if they called him the Sisko Kid.
07.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0flied lice make good lures
(I know what you were thinking)
Yes.
07.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAGA isn't a cult. A cult has values.
06.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0A timepiece is a prostitute
07.02.2026 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I had forgotten this. You're so right
youtu.be/QhiKgeJV3k0?...
snores "Hey, baby"🤭
07.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can escape, but only through the Hotdog Gate. Ready your buns!
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