Quicky watercolor done at the meadery tonight.
#dragons #autumn

They should make a less hard-core version of Naked and Afraid called Clothed and Concerned.

Workin on a toad.
#toads #goblincore #pyrography

Costco is a baffling, terrifying place, but it makes me feel alive.

That Salts Neck episode of Severance has a Lovecraftian vibe.

Penny. One of my beloved therapy chickens.

I saw it on the TVs at the gym. Really tried looking away from that car crash, but the snippets I did see were humiliating. I'm now in Comfort Cocoon Mode to recover from the psychic damage. Just going to concentrate on my personal bubble.

Welp, time to live in a fantasy I made in my head. Reality just isn't worth it now. Just going to live in a bubble for the next four years, maybe longer. Who fucking knows any more?

Having a small potted plant next to your jumping spider's enclosure is a great way to let them explore without getting lost. The Mayor likes climbing the string of buttons nearby.
#jumpingspider #invertpets #spiders 1

So, do they have normal animals in the Pokémon universe or no?

You say this, but when I was little, I thought Hall & Oates were a gay cannibal couple from Germany. Great music tho.

Look at this little face. I love when they wipe their little headlamp eyes.
#jumpingspider #spiders #pets

You can't sit with us.

Rest in Peace, King. My parents vilified you, and I took it upon myself to ask why. It's because you were more Christlike than their favorite politicians. Thanks for doing what you could to make the world a better place.

The other day in Target, I saw a little kid doing a goblin dance while holding a baggie of cheez-its. It was a whole vibe.

I know exactly when the oven timer is going to go off. It's scary. I start getting "the feeling", and without a doubt, the oven timer is at .01-

I was warning my fiance and brother about Leon since 2021. They think with his help he is making the world a better place for machine industries and blue collar employees. I tried explaining that he was modern day conman who only cares his own personal gain. It's like I've been screaming for years.

Some people are angry at the establishment until they get what they feel they deserve. We aren't free until we're all free. Fuck you, I'll die mad.

Full of soup and sake. It's very peaceful.

What fucking year is it?

I have to go back. I've never felt more comfortable traveling as I did in Iceland.

He's basically a Captain Planet villian.

I NEED Georgie's dress from the GBBO final episode. I would have no where to wear it, but I want it anyways.

Bring back Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving episodes.
#bobsurgers

Today is not the day to count calories.

Tbh, I just made an account to drive up the numbers and spite Leon.

No family in town this year, so I made some deviled eggs and ate them all. Cholestrolicious.

My chicken found a dead mouse in the snow today. She started smashing it with her beak, so I ran over yelling "Penny NO!". She looked right at me and swallowed it whole. I know they know what NO means, because they do whatever I'm telling them NO for faster.

Chickens that run to me when I yell, "TO ME, MY X-MEN!"

The "I'm proud of you and I think you're great, but I'll never admit it because I wasn't raised that way" starterpack. #dungeonmeshi