the Onion telling the truth, every time
05.08.2025 18:00 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0@terraistrying.bsky.social
Trying not to give up.
the Onion telling the truth, every time
05.08.2025 18:00 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Riiiight
05.08.2025 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we start using this framing for all issues on all politicians? Theyβre just lying to us all of the time and weβre accepting it.
05.08.2025 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Private school vouchers are funding *public* education. π
05.08.2025 15:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WHATEVER YOU ALLOW YOUR GOVERNMENT TO DO TO OTHERS THEY WILL EVENTUALLY DO TO YOU
05.08.2025 13:06 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs become quite a problem in Canada. Weβre cutting back our social safety net and disability supports so this is happeningβ¦.
www.voanews.com/amp/canada-l...
No mention of the decades of defunding of public education?
05.08.2025 12:51 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Despicable
05.08.2025 12:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Israeli forces killed at least 92 Palestinians on Sunday, including 56 who died while seeking food and aid. Another 34 Palestinians have been killed so far today.
05.08.2025 01:57 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1At least six more Palestinians in Gaza have starved to death in the past 24 hours as famine spreads in the besieged strip. At least 181 Palestinians, including 94 children, have now died from hunger-related causes in Gaza.
05.08.2025 01:56 β π 4 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0Too weak to cry, too dehydrated to shed a tear, baby Mohammed Al-Matouq is in the final stages of starvation.
Like countless children in Gaza, he is suffering from severe malnutrition, as Israel continues to block the entry of baby formula, essential food, and life-saving medical supplies.
boats should have a breathalyzer ignition standard
05.08.2025 00:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck it. Put a reactor on the moon. Launch a nuclear submarine into the sun. Put a brown bear in charge of the Army. Let's destroy some shit.
05.08.2025 00:20 β π 579 π 61 π¬ 45 π 7with my new app, IPO next week,
05.08.2025 00:21 β π 813 π 124 π¬ 15 π 13Nader @BonsaiSky β’ Jul 30 Airdropping is not just ineffective, expensive, and dehumanizing. It can be deadly. Here's an example of a drop landing directly on a tent with people inside.
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04.08.2025 22:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awful. Awful.
04.08.2025 21:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like how theyβre just straight up workshopping a utopia of space exploration and economics that are completely unfeasible under their aegis but since the media and public are used to serious people who tell the truth in these positions we all pretend to act like itβs maybe possible.
04.08.2025 21:05 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0β¦
04.08.2025 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YES! Weβre all just trying our best here!
04.08.2025 21:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Realizing that my brain always wants to kill me and will never stop has been so helpful to learn.
04.08.2025 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bluesky is an echo chamber against boiling our lakes to bring back dead kids as robots who don't know the answers to basic questions and I for one EMBRACE this website for that.
04.08.2025 20:42 β π 305 π 48 π¬ 4 π 2Governor Abbott Orders Texas Department Of Public Safety To Arrest Delinquent House Democrats
04.08.2025 20:42 β π 109 π 49 π¬ 18 π 33At a summer camp in Fullerton, California, grandmas are in charge.
04.08.2025 18:00 β π 88 π 13 π¬ 1 π 2Netanyahu Prefers Hostages in Body Bags Over Risking His Own Political Life
Imagine if every Palestinian starving to death was profiled with the same compassion. Curious since theyβre all being starved by the same entity, Israel.
04.08.2025 18:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of my fabric art creatures. They're on green fur with a galaxy print fabric in the background. There's a black cosmic moth with a gray face, twinkly red eyes, and a wide smile full of sharp teeth. She's covered with embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors. There's a watermelon ghost covered with embroidered pink flowers sitting on a pink wire chair. There's a watermelon ghost bag and a small homunculus sitting on a pink and green striped chair. There's a tooth creature with a wide open mouth and four orange eyes and lavender eyeshadow. There's a black phantom with a gray face and wisps of every color of the rainbow.
I have 5 creatures, 3 bags, and a few pairs of earrings available at my shop. My fabric art creatures are designed, hand-sewn and hand-embroidered by me.
I'm shifting over from Etsy to Big Cartel, so any support at my new shop is very much appreciated.
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Starving child being interviewed. Reporter asks βbut do you condemn Hamas?β
04.08.2025 18:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The state of pro-Israel hasbara right now
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