THR

It’s so hilarious to me that this is based on the sub sandwiches that Spielberg used to love… growing up in Arizona. I just don’t associate AZ with subs, you know?

They also made a CGI remake that cut out the viral “I’m fat” scene

Luigi, if you’re reading this? Call your tract “Transformers: The Movie”

(Large menacing Binky silhouette)

a cartoon character with purple eyes and a helmet is driving a car . ALT: a cartoon character with purple eyes and a helmet is driving a car .

Swindle.
You’re not kidding. Swindle.

I thought they were Wario Land and WarioWare

I guess it just clicked with me, because so far Skyward Sword is the only game I’ve played to the end in “Hero Mode” after the initial playthrough. We all have different needs in our gaming diet, sorry this wasn’t it for you!

I don’t remember running into that, they must have done a better job shepherding me somehow

SBA SERGEANT TODAY IT IS DAMP-GORO. TOMORROW IT IS RAIN-GORO. GORO-GORO. Statement from SBA President Link-Goro

I only meme the deepest of deep cuts

Milking the REALLY giant cow

This is such good news! If only there were some succinct word to describe it, like “that’s just”… something.

A page from the manual for Rygar (NES) with the caption "ANIMALIZED MEN WRIGGLING EERILY" above several illustrations and descriptions of monsters that appear in the game.

From the "enemies" section of the manual for Rygar (NES) - ANIMALIZED MEN WRIGGLING EERILY!

Lloyd Alexander, a great writer, a great magazine editor, and a truly spectacular nose!

Looks like a dog-returning-to-its-vomit moment to me?

We are made of stardust… but our phones are made of radish dust

Fraggle Rock…?

Cake!

Some of them would take more after the emoticon side of the family though, I’m sure

They would have the wildest inflation sex

Lettuce Emoticon deserves only the best

aroseahorseboy but they don’t count

If anyone can find us episodes of Wee Pals On The Go, Special Presentation is very interested!
This is another of our white whales!

Outside the window, twelve milkmen are fighting over getting to deliver to your house

*Pyjamas

I misread that as “we stan a straight up Wario” and now I realize that being a Wario is a life goal

I always thought the whole "they want you dead" thing was just hyperbole. But I guess this makes the entire raw milk, no vax, more asbestos stuff make a lot more sense.

"is there a technology the left are actually excited about?"

I feel like everyone in charge of something in the world should be required to have a yearly refresher course in Aesop’s Tales.

HEY HEY HEY LOVE THAT LULU

Good, that means you’ll be home on Monday so we can talk about Little Lulu