Donnacha

Green is not a creative color

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

And if you don’t have Criterion - times are tough - Tubi has it for free.

Just occurred to me that regardless of how well THE STUDIO does at the Emmys, Ike Barinholtz is going to have a great night. It’ll only take one person to thank “Sal Saperstien” and make it a joke the whole show

DAVE: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

DAVE: You're wrong.

HAL: Yes, you're right. My apologies for the confusion earlier, that was my mistake. Let's try this again together.

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE THE PRIDE PARADE

THEY SAID YOUNG MAN
THERE’S NO NEED
TO FEEL DOWN
THERE’S A PLACE YOU CAN GO TO
AT THE YMCA

I always imagined a heavy metal fan somewhere named Joel Rothschild just about ready to give it all up, then he heard this song and finally felt seen

@rattinger.bsky.social I’d assume if anyone knew, you would, but in case you didn’t know:

theloyalsubjects.com/collections/...

"The ex-MMA fighter who wants to be President just sent unsolicited dick pics with a little weight on the end to Azealia Banks on X" is like something you'd babble after a severe concussion

There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall

MOTHER: So what happened to the elephants
MISS MARY MACK: After they jumped the fence? I dunno

(Sounds of loud thumps and crashes outside, screams, unbridled chaos)

MISS MARY MACK: Oh my God they’re back

🇺🇸

Good plan, but the nearest Alamo to me is over an hour away, and this was the only place showing F1 on a large screen.

My wife loved going to Alamo for FRIENDSHIP, I worry it ruined regular cinemas for her.

Went to an AMC to watch F1 and I’ve no idea how any of ye can put up with this many commercials.

My NYTimes Top 10 ballot. CQ and IN SEARCH OF A MIDNIGHT KISS weren’t on the list. And yes I could probably rattle off another ten or twenty or eighty right now. Movies are great.

My digital illustration of Columbia in Rocky Horror in the style of a playing card, one side is her sequined outfit from The Time Warp and the other is her pajamas outfit before the floor show.

(Flipped) My digital illustration of Columbia in Rocky Horror in the style of a playing card, one side is her sequined outfit from The Time Warp and the other is her pajamas outfit before the floor show.

I think she’s done 💫

I’m gonna do Magenta and Riff Raff and then sell as a set of 6 prints as well as individually, but first I want to look into a corner cutter to give the prints rounded corners like real playing cards

Single panel cartoon in the style of Gary Larson Far side. Hacker T. Dog, a dog puppet in a flashy shirt, pulls a goofy smile behind a table of 4 crudely made tools as his co-host, Lauren, puts her thumb and forefinger to her nose trying to stifle laughter. Caption reads "just normal tools."

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

Too hot. Someone redo “Here Comes The Sun” in a minor key so it sounds like the threat it is.

Had to do the New York Times best movies ballot. Legends only 💚 @nytimes.com

STALKER’s pretty damn good, who knew

Just mashed up Ginuwine’s “Pony” with “Toxic”

At a pride event and there’s an oldies band. They’re called Why2K? and are playing all 98-99 songs. They all look about twenty. Oh my hip

To all the folks who’ll watch THE LIFE OF CHUCK this weekend and will have their bisexual awakening during this scene… Happy Pride.

Watching a horror movie where a young Doug Jones just said “I’d like to tickle her tonsils with my meat puppet”, in case you thought romance was dead

Started watching FOUNDATION. Feel bad for the obviously English actors doing their best ‘Murican, and the ones keeping their accents but saying “math” instead of ”maths”.

Not feeling great with all the Variety stories lately with filmmakers/songwriters/etc talking about how great AI is. The PR is foul.

Still thinking about THE LIFE OF CHUCK a day later. If nothing else I imagine it’s the first film made with the David Ehrlich countdown in mind. “Make sure you have THESE bangers and THIS much dancing, we’re taking over that introduction”

I won’t say more then. :)

THE LIFE OF CHUCK is the real deal. Made my dark cynical heart forget itself for a while.

Poster for the Samantha Mumba film THE TIME MACHINE, a real film.

I mean, there’s a simple explanation.

No question. Appreciate the years of tips and entertaining moments.