@salfromcal.bsky.social
meat computer. GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny #199,923
Everyone excited about Heated Rivalry has obviously not been forged in the fires of AO3. This is childs play, people.
06.12.2025 07:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ask a Gen Z person why they think you bit a bar of soap when you were a kid.
06.12.2025 07:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do I care that I passed you then you were right behind me at the red light?
No because I tasted personal freedom for four whole minutes.
Oh my Guitar God! Get a load of this guy!
06.12.2025 00:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hotwives
Quote post with the hottest picture that exists of you and your partner.
05.12.2025 23:10 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"How well do you do under pressure?" seems ableist to ask in a job interview.
Please try "can you tell what shampoo I use by smelling my hair?" instead.
Billy strings st auggie ticket sales
@bsprophet.bsky.social
05.12.2025 15:08 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hotter than a Hoochie-Coochie is anything over 98.6 fahrenheit
05.12.2025 06:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
05.12.2025 06:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm old because I never recognize any names in the police arrest blotter anymore.
04.12.2025 22:30 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not erasing this. I want them to kiss.
04.12.2025 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tarantino and Dano yaoi plz
04.12.2025 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1From these replies I am beginning to believe there is no shame in this? What The actual Fuck every single cookbook and written recipe on earth?
04.12.2025 03:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My fourth deepest darkest secret is how often I do not drain the ground beef.
04.12.2025 02:49 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0A cast iron was on it, now I have to re season. The towel was completely separate. It's that kind of day.
04.12.2025 02:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Had the wrong burner on for 10 minutes, then set a dish towel on fire. How's your wednesday!?
04.12.2025 02:36 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
Greanbeans reddit chives joke
Day 1 cutting greanbeans until Bluesky says they're perfect
04.12.2025 02:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are all so thankful for your tweet today β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
03.12.2025 11:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Michael Sheenβs face in place of the telatubies sunshine baby
Michael Sheen on a random weekday
#GoodOmens3
Oh, sorry. No. Can't do that. Also, plz drop AO3 link. β₯οΈππͺ½ππ
02.12.2025 04:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you think they wish they had little cat phones?
02.12.2025 04:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The 80s were seriously over the top.
01.12.2025 05:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Next time you're in line behind someone filling up their huge water bottle you can say "Save some for the whales." That will make them fill their bottle faster.
01.12.2025 05:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No one shrinking kids much any more.
30.11.2025 21:04 β π 33 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0Boy With the Arab Strap might be a perfect album all the way through.
29.11.2025 18:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo it was Reba, of course
28.11.2025 21:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Magooooberrrrr
28.11.2025 20:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@hamshooz.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo was just turned on to Magoo third hand through your account.
28.11.2025 20:14 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
