deraps

"strong economic fundamentals". LOL . Obviously fucking not.

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

Claude AI logo

Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

As a kid I cut open can of it and threw a ball of it at a kid's house, 2 stories up. Years of rainy coastal weather couldn't touch it. It may still be there.

Bro you know you already got defunded right? They can’t take anything away from you anymore. Stop being bitches

Today’s speech will be known forever as the No Fats No Fems Address

It will cost just as much for the software as the previous busts, but add on some super expensive hardware and you got a real bomb.

Strip mall sign that says "Pupusatown" with a little drawing of what is obviously a small city, not just a mere town

won't you take me to

Classic uncle trick: When they're old enough to understand and use money, give them some 2$ bills.

Kramer with the butter shave lookin guy

Rheumatoid arthritis kept her captive. This nerve stimulator set her free. A new surgically implanted device the size of a lima bean can help control rheumatoid arthritis that isn't responding to drugs.

A new surgically implanted device the size of a lima bean can help control rheumatoid arthritis that isn't responding to drugs. n.pr/4nexc5c

[wendy williams voice] Okay, clap if Allah should blight them

MacCallum: "Charlie said, 'There is no such thing as hate speech.'"

Trump: "He might not be saying that now."

There's a fantastic insta account of a scuba diver who does nothing but flip off fish.

If room temperature, off brand mayonnaise could be a person, it would be him.

Fallon being the last man standing is such an indictment of Fallon

this is the first time in american history the republican party has ever actually enacted a libertarian policy agenda

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Whether it’s Republican politicians joking about the murder of Melissa Hortman or Democratic politicians expressing their condolences after the murder of Charlie Kirk, both parties have a extreme rhetoric problem.

Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password. The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a "Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card. “A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

Funny that you praised him when he died and had nothing but "thoughts and prayers" for Melissa Hortman.

They're flying the diapers at half mast at Yankee Stadium today.

Conservatives absolutely don't care. I knew we were cooked when nobody batted an eye at the Access Hollywood tape. That was an October surprise that would tank a Democrat, but the chuds just lapped it up.

"but we can't support trans rights, it's unpopular!"

just a reminder that US approval for marriage between black and white people at the start of the civil rights movement was 4%, reaching a whopping 20% by the end of the movement

it's 95% now

you don't wait for popularity for a rights movement

*picks up the mouse and talks into it* "hello computer, show me the seahorse emoji"

I once bought a real science project brew of his called "Death Wish" that was whispered to have 40x the normal caffeine content. I drank it out of shot glasses in the morning but still had eye twitches by bedtime. The normal ones are delicious though!