Dina the Dumby

this is the kinda words of wisdom denied to me by the public education system.

I should call her...

When the jokes so funny she be letting you hit strictly for the bit

many such cases

The most important setting is finally getting representation in Magic: the Gathering.

Massachusetts.

(Joe Pera "cubes for my boys" voice): just spend a buck on leashes for my girls

*podcast intro voice* Everyone loves their evil villains in books, movies, and games, but did you know that villains are actually based on a real-world concept? To explore villainhood we've invited for interview actual real-life evil villain Stephen Miller!

ever go to a Niche boutique style store and realize, There's a MASSIVE divide on who gets to shop where? 1,300 dollar bedside lamp in the middle or the room type of shit. Who's buying this stuff?

words to live be. very good wisdom

it was more a plug for Newports but ya know you got me there.

This is how every hot woman at the bar starts to look after im 4 beers deep

oh wow. That's crazy.

Was showing my boss a picture off my phone, right as grindr sent me a notification. if you need me ill be digging my own grave.

My gender is whore

oh no, 👎

No big deal

"It's just till we get in office ..."

"It's just sports,"

"It's just restrooms."

"It's just your pronouns."

"It's just your name."

"It's just your medications."

"It's just your job."

"It's just your kids."

"It's just you."

For the record, I'd sooner eat the majority of my fingers than take a salary position.

I have been nothing but submissive and breedable to you

[me seeing the new Lasagna detector at the movie theater] fuck fuck fuck fuck

Jake Sherman is reporting that the Medicaid gender affirming care ban has been removed from the reconciliation bill!

Huge news!

Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

Politicians hide themselves away.
They only started the war.
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor.
Time will tell on their power minds.
Making war just for fun,
Treating people just like pawns in chess,
Wait 'till their judgment day comes...
- Ozzy Osbourne, "War Pigs"

this is so emblematic of the differences of the centrist democrat and the leftist democrat. centrists have nothing to offer and have to rely on fear to gain power while the left actually has a vision for a better world, this is why centrists have to resort to this rhetoric

Two images of Zohran. On the left is the original from the campaign which shows a close cropped beard. On the right is a version used by Cuomo’s SuperPAC with an artificially longer, darker beard.

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.

His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.

This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

yeah, it's great tbh

shoutout to the corner store that sells boner pills and fake eyelashes

BBC source. Still from a video: Australian journalist holding a microphone on a street in LA ducking as gun smoke rises from a line of cops behind her. A caption attributed to someone off screen reads "You [bleep] just shot the [bleep]." News headline: Australian journalist hit by 'rubber bullet's while reporting from LA Article proper: An Australian foreign correspondent was hit by what was understood to be a rubber bullet while reporting from LA. Channel Nine's Lauren Tomasi is seen jumping on pain after the incident in which she was struck in the leg on Sunday. A law enforcement officer can be seen turning towards news cameras & firing the round before Tomasi was struck.

Even when it's a white journalist-
Even when there's footage of it happening-
Even when someone in that footage says what just happened-
News outlets *still* can't bring themselves to say that "a cop shot someone".

I hate that I laughed at Velveeta Volsemort