Fitzgerald Chesterfield

Don’t know if they told you when you picked it up but you have to wave to every other Wrangler on the road

No food or drink sign on the bus

No plain weiners on this bus. At least one condiment required to ride

You can take the hole out of Mass but you can’t take the .. ugh, you can’t, umm
People from Massachusetts are assholes

Hell yeah

How could you forget that we forgot Sarah Marshall? (I don’t know when that movie came out, so fuck you if it doesn’t fit into the joke)

I hate the Little League World Series because one time I got a speeding ticket near Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Never been but always wanted to see the Bronze Fonz

🎶 Guan-Tana-Meeeera🎶

Appeals court overturns ruling that Richmond Police make prejudicial traffic stops In explaining their decision, a three-judge panel with the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said unanimously that a lower court's ruling was unsupported.

Driving While Black illegal again
richmond.com/news/local/a...

Should be called “Grand Pee Street” on account of all the pisses I have taken in the alley there

I roll down my windows and crank it when that comes on the radio

not my first joint, but the first time I smoked one rolled with a Randy’s wired rolling paper, I had never heard of such a thing and I thought you saved the wire for reuse.

You can do one or the other, or both in either order, from what I understand

Henrico to buy Tuckahoe land for new neighborhood park after residents rally The land was previously slated for apartments, assisted living and a convenience store. It will soon become a park targeted at a hyper-local area.

Bunch of Leslie Knope-ass mfers out there in Henrico
richmond.com/news/local/b...

I eat when I’m hungry and drink when I’m dry
And if moonshine don’t kill me, I’ll live til I die

Trying to go into a periodic table symbol K hole

dudes out here monetizing being catty bitches?

Help desk rep who refers to incognito mode as “the dark web”

it’s mostly a head game

I had a colorectal surgeon named Dr. Huk (pronounced “hook”)

Dudes rock

it’s made from jock itch

Zucchini and manchego frittata in a pan

Zucchini and manchego frittata and toast on plates

Good morning

Hello Dollies fresh out the oven

Hello Dollie’s ingredients on the counter

Hello Dollies about to go into the oven

Hello Dollies (chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, coconut, sweetened condensed milk baked over a graham cracker)

That’s what you say about the clouds, too!

same thing for Irish (but I’m not sure it’s written down anywhere)

Berlioz is back in town

anybody do that yet?

Emil Bove of DEEZ NUTS!

Portabello mushroom, zucchini, onions, and peppers on the grill

[clank clank clank]