Fitzgerald Chesterfield @chestyfitz

I hope I’m the first one in with this

13.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

After this year, Virginia’s congressional delegation is going to be 10 Eugene Vindmans and one Rand Paul-adjacent Republican

13.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

damned metric system

13.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your annual reminder that Valentine’s Day is amateur hour for buying flowers. They’re a rip off and low quality right now. You should be giving your significant other flowers regularly throughout the year

13.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah

13.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this place had an amazing date night special about 15-20 years ago. $30 for salad, pasta, dessert, and a bottle of wine. The dessert was always bread pudding

13.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s bullshit that they dropped the la-loyd bit

13.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just like the old saying: hornier than a Fukushima sow

13.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear this is a good synopsis

13.02.2026 12:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you see, because the book is entitled Wuthering Heights and one of the main characters is Heathcliff

13.02.2026 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She wuther on my heights til I heath cliff

13.02.2026 12:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Where is it?

13.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/ches...

12.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SPANBERGER HELPS HAMBURGER

12.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I have only experienced them as a parent, but whole-school reads are great

12.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Op-Ed column in today’s Richmond Times-Dispatch by Michael Paul Williams with the headline “Lessons from a Super Bowl show”

Good column as always from MPW, but he doesn’t even mention the most important lesson from the halftime show (you better be eating ass)

12.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the Rockport World Tour is as close as you can get

12.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#smokefleet

11.02.2026 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who the fuck names it doubles luge instead of the spooning sled

11.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gap-toothed mf

11.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Saint Valentine is the intellectual property of the Roman Catholic Church, and Pope Leo is issuing cease and desist letters to Hallmark

11.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Timothy Hardon

11.02.2026 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When all you have is 10,000 spoons, every problem looks like ice cream

11.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

11.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, it’s gonna be really hard to have a better one than fences

10.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Norwegian biathlete with snot dripping off his chin

The face of an Olympic champion

10.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The snot dripping off that Norwegian biathlete’s face was really something else

10.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Intact wishbone, very nice

10.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like Howard Nutlick, if you ask me

10.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Page A1 of today’s Richmond Times-Dispatch with a story on State Superintendent of Public Instruction Jenna Conway, who was appointed by Governor Abigail Spanberger

Spanberger Helper

10.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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