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| *The* Chris Parker of Chris Parker Audio | Audio lead on Elsewhere and Wizard with a Gun | Editor of Sound Business with Akash Thakkar | http://linktr.ee/CPsqueaks

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Why Wikipedia editors have deleted entries from the “List of unusual deaths”:

“hippos are extremely dangerous and very aggressive and there is nothing unusual about hippos killing people”
“the man was working on the toilet, making his death inherently less strange than if he had been using it”
“no longer an unusual or unique occurrence” regarding impalement by beach umbrella
“being hit by multiple motorcycles in a race is not an unusual death”
“fatalities involving objects or animals being launched into oncoming traffic are considered commonplace” regarding a Canadian couple’s fatal collision with a “flying bear”

Why Wikipedia editors have deleted entries from the “List of unusual deaths”: “hippos are extremely dangerous and very aggressive and there is nothing unusual about hippos killing people” “the man was working on the toilet, making his death inherently less strange than if he had been using it” “no longer an unusual or unique occurrence” regarding impalement by beach umbrella “being hit by multiple motorcycles in a race is not an unusual death” “fatalities involving objects or animals being launched into oncoming traffic are considered commonplace” regarding a Canadian couple’s fatal collision with a “flying bear”

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

27.10.2025 12:38 — 👍 3679    🔁 1015    💬 68    📌 84

You got some next level shit happening there my man

27.09.2025 06:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Balf!

07.09.2025 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In this way they're very similar to AI, except change *will be* to *might be* lolol

27.08.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Well....I wonder how it ends

13.07.2025 02:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had a tres leches from tates in Southampton just yesterday as a matter of fact, and if yours was anything like mine then I'll need to goce my ass to doce as soon as I get back

12.07.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

After telling a funny story of a thing that happened once, my friend said "I hope I never forget that" and it hit me like a train.

07.06.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly how I feel about the Galvanic closure a year ago. The industry really feels like it doesn't want me to be part of it anymore, but that's too bad because I ain't leavin'.

07.05.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Artist - track Or Track - artist?

29.04.2025 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As the old saying goes, always make your placeholders terrible so you don't forget to swap them out

26.04.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The tommy John section repeats the text before the chart again after the chart. Just fyi. Fun read, despite knowing nothing about baseball :)

25.04.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I knew there was a reason I woke up!

25.04.2025 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I normally don't care about vinyl and I've never played the game but the soundtrack is all time 🔥 and this is the coolest shit. Purchased

22.04.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow what a collision of things I know and love! Haha. Amazing

16.04.2025 05:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#BREAKING: Over 36,000 people rallied in Los Angeles today in support of @sanders.senate.gov and @aoc.bsky.social’s OLIGARCHY TOUR — setting a record as their largest stop on this tour.

12.04.2025 23:09 — 👍 27071    🔁 4568    💬 433    📌 229

That's a top tip!

05.04.2025 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want it. Good place?

05.04.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You should pick a random game from the backlog and listen to the music. Might make you want to play it. Happened to me with Celeste!

31.03.2025 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
CONSPIRACY | contrapoints
YouTube video by ContraPoints CONSPIRACY | contrapoints

The number of good points per minute in this video is extremely high, which is wild because it is 2 hours and 40 minutes long.

youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...

31.03.2025 13:22 — 👍 5191    🔁 551    💬 188    📌 61

You tell em!

30.03.2025 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Holy shit!

30.03.2025 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy hell

29.03.2025 02:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh thank God it's someone!

26.03.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Whoever made these game music displays in the new Akiba Animate side store has 1000% game music fan cred. The first display is all Xenoblade games. Falcom, Atelier and Fate series, Priconne, Persona, Armored Core, Ace Combat all scream ‘I love game music’ Bravo, Animate staffer 👏👏👏

22.03.2025 08:43 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Wow! I also named my rival depression once a few years ago and it was consistently hilarious

20.03.2025 17:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The colors, children! #GDC

19.03.2025 22:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Fight the Oligarchy Rally Poster with event details for: Las Vegas, NV, Tempe, AZ, Greeley, CO, Denver, CO, and Tucson, AZ

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You, me, and Bernie.
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See you there 💪🏽🌞

19.03.2025 14:45 — 👍 76302    🔁 14925    💬 2597    📌 1015

Wait'll you see what was going on 100 years ago

17.03.2025 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah id heard it was for a few other friends but it appears to be a flight control issue according to an announcement

16.03.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just bolted some extra wood to the sides of my desk to give it a T shape and put the speakers on that.

16.03.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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