Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet

"Democrats need to do more to take credit for their wins" says guy who spent 2022 sending death threats to Will Stancil for saying Biden was helping manufacturing workers.

Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.

you're clout-obsessed Instagram-ready bullies and I'm sick and fucking tired of bullies and wreckers not being called out and I'm sick and fucking tired of every movement that gives me hope for the future of this country getting pissed and shat on and then used as a backdrop for your posturing.

She asked for a nude, I sent her a pic of Joker gently embracing an impregnated Crazy Frog and she blocked me. Then I realized she wanted a nude of my body; I, a fool, sent one of my soul.

"Actually it's more traumatizing for our vulnerable elders & children to hear a whistle than be kidnapped by ICE" gtfoh assholes

I commend County Executive Ball & local leaders in Howard Co for working to block ICE's attempt to set up another detention facility in Maryland.

We saw the inhumanity of ICE's operation in Baltimore & Marylanders have made clear: we do not want these facilities in our state.

There are some non-MAGA SpaceX defenders so I just want to point out, with the SpaceX–xAI merger (for the purpose of "orbital data centers," no less), that the true mission of SpaceX is to produce nonconsensual porn and fascist propaganda. It is a net negative for humanity and should be destroyed.

I can never take the mask thing seriously because:

My Safety in Supplements act will end the scourge of dangerous foreign supplements of unknown origin and make it a crime to sell any that have not been proven safe and effective. Americans will have the best and most potent supplements in the world.

*I'm found strangled by a Blue Yeti a week later*

A white-and-ginger cat sits indoors facing the camera, staring calmly. Bright pink-red beet stains smear across his nose, forehead, and cheeks, contrasting with his clean white fur. Clothes hang blurred in the background, making the cat’s beet-stained face the clear focus.

I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.

Two. Minutes.

#CatsofBluesky

Last year he was on his "oligarchs bad, but trump is right about immigrants" rally tour instead of denying unanimous consent as a sitting senator. this was also deemed okay.

I am going to be honest that if you are a person who does not have a preference between Gavin Newsom and JD Vance then you are using the term “leftist” incorrectly.

It doesn’t mean “hates Democrats more than the guy inventing new blood libels for Hatians.” The word for that is “Republican”

"resistance liberals can't have been that right about trump if they couldn't stop him"

-- the last gasp of people who've run out of arguments but don't want to admit it

Worth stating plainly: we *are* actually watching Trumps plan for the midterms, but its not the plan bsky doomers think it is. Trumps electoral plan is to double down on all the things voters hate while simultaneously lying to their faces & saying their concerns arent real. It will continue thru Nov

i think if you post like this without offering concrete steps people can take to prepare for and respond to interference or without any acknowledgement of the success (or lack thereof) of this strategy then you are basically engaged in voter suppression.

Sweatily typing up a David Brooks-style 'Who cares about the Epstein Files? (Not me)' post because they use the same butter some times.

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

And MSM was primed to crown him Reagan 2. They would have written so many stories - with tears in their eyes - about how “he really did make America great again.” But to their dismay he really is a dotty old racist who loves tariffs and scams.

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right

KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

Very prominent people with large platforms just refusing to reconcile with the difficulties of procedural votes having full meltdowns because the refuse to acknowledge the are the consequences of losing 2024.

This is probably one of the single most disqualifying series of posts I've ever seen. This is "no different from posts you'd be making if ICE was paying you" bad.

The best way to farm clout as a leftist is to pull a Hasan and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a centrist is to pull a Bari and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a conservative is to pull a Charlie and say Dems suck. The best way to farm clout as a fascist is, you guessed it,

reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today

"Lindsey Graham is shutting down the entire federal government to steal hundreds of thousands of your dollars for himself" is the kinda thing that really ought to get mainstream reporters asking more questions about How Is That Fucking Legal and Hey Guys Have You Seen This Fucking Bullshit

Love how former Reporter Against Disinformation Ben Collins has essentially turned The Onion into his own personal cog in the anti-Democratic Party disinformation complex.

No one has a plausible theory as to how Democrats actually can shut down ICE if they did they'd post that tiny little detail.

"YOU magically abolishing ICE while in the minority is easy. ME getting my ass to the polls and voting strategically every two years is too big of an ask."

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Deeply fucking tired actually of how every time there's a Republican in office things are five alarm fire bad and people are ripping their hair out in agony, and every time there's a Democrat in office things are actually really good, and our brain damaged voting public insists the choice is hard.