Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet

It's ironic, truly, that the progressive left has made the same set of rhetorical/electoral mistakes since Obama passed the ACA.

If they started from "that's a good start, let's keep pushing", they could have gotten a public option under Clinton, and possibly Medicare/Medicaid for all after that!

the closeup of the distorted seeming trump face that legacy media chose as the photo for him accepting an award

her: I’m coming over. You better not be sundowning when I get there.

my declining ass:

[person who spent two full years trying to get people not to vote for one reason or another]: Don't blame me. I begrudgingly pulled the level for Harris on Election Day.

Some personal news! (But you’re going to have to subscribe to my wife’s substack to see which ancient ghoul I was sexting to get the job)

We must take up the woke man's burden

screenshot from the hit film longlegs, showing an fbi agent and wall splattered in blood. wonder how that got there

SMH!

screenshot of longlegs from the hit film longlegs.

i was feeling short so i went to a surgeon and asked him for some long legs. and look what he did to my face!

Thank God for Bluesky A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis.

The most important line in a solid piece by @iandunt.bsky.social

"And yet for all its flaws, Bluesky offers something which is becoming vanishingly rare in the modern world: a vision of life without the algorithm. What I see is what I have chosen to see. We own our own destiny on Bluesky."

Solid lane kiffin/trump edit from
[checks notes, squints hard]
the official Democrats account on tiktok

From JD Vance on Houthi PC small group, the day after Signalgate broke:

Bluesky wrapped but it’s all the boycotts people post about following but they drop hints at the end of the year that they didn‘t follow through on them themselves, actually

In the special election in TN yesterday, the Republican winner underperformed the district's 2024 result by 12.5 points.

There were 31 Republicans in the House who won in 2024 by less than 12.5 points.

Special elections are no guarantee of future results. But it doesn't bode well for the GOP.

Car companies would be nuts to change their long-term plans because of a few addled years during the weekend at Bernie’s presidency

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

two hard shell tacos with stick hands. one taco is standing and leaning into the other taco text below says “who wants some fucking tacos?”

Taco Tuesday y’all!

Bluesky: A place with a lot of people who, faced with the possibility of Republicans controlling the government, still hesitate before they vote for a Democrat

(3) The actually-interesting story that the NPR reporter completely flubbed is that THIS ENTIRE "CENTRIST" OUTLET IS 100% REPUBLICANS TRYING TO SEED THIRD-PARTY SPOILER CANDIDACIES TO HELP THEIR PARTY MAINTAIN CONTROL IN 2026.

Everyone in the Independent Center worked for Trump, FreedomWorks, etc.

Outside you there are two bears

The actual "worse than watergate" scandal is how much news media collectively worked to ratfuck a Democratic presidency by largely inventing health/mental acuity concerns for hyperventilate about while largely ignoring the very real & worsening issues in front of their faces from Trump

Right, the answer to the question “can the president issue a valid pardon for the assassins he sent to successfully kill the Congress that was impeaching him” has to be no or the underlying structure of the Constitution makes no sense

If Trump proactively pardons Hegseth, the solution is to signal either to the ICC or the country of origin of the murdered men that we will honor extradition requests on this point.

And then, in something of an irony, Noem him out of the country before anyone can react.

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

My neighbors are mostly Mexican men. Right now they're setting up a tailgate across the street. They are all in various NFL jerseys and are throwing a football around in the cold (we've joked about how they're not used to WI weather) and laughing.

In short, fuck Stephen Miller.

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

I'm tired of responding to bad-faith MAGA outrage, which always distracts corporate media, centrists, & those who feel they must indulge their temper tantrums.

They're blaming all of us now for the National Guard shooting.

Just say:

"Fuck Off, Release the Epstein Files, and Happy Thanksgiving."

It is absolutely wild to consider how many big name journalists ran to Olivia Nuzzi’s defense when her affair came to light claiming her work was in no way compromised—and now we are learning that indeed she was covering for him and his campaign later connecting him with the Trump campaign

if you were baseline functional as a civic actor, this abrogation of your civic duty would haunt you for the rest of your life.

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

So… this is a carrot… obtained at a Japanese embassy event… the front looks normal, a little smug… then you turn it sideways and well…

To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.

All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.