Jason Sinclair

Life (imprisonment) comes at you fast

Is the NY Times suddenly feeling righteous anger?

It's difficult. Reform not winning is more important than Labour (or Green) winning, so vote Green. HOWEVER a Green win weakens Labour even more for other contests and makes Reform position stronger. BUT Reform win makes Labour draw wrong conclusions again. What a zugzwang mess they've got into.

Elliott Gould: Star for an Uptight Age. Time magazine, 1970. Illustration by MIlton Glaser

End European trade and reopen the coal mines.

(although this is a pretty standard Old Labour Trade Unionist position betrayed by Blairites like you and Jeremy)

"And that was how I met Morgan McSweeney"

fucking _hell_

Would be a terrible shame if Musk happens to be in Antibes right now.

I was once a very junior news agency reporter, which among its many elements exposes you briefly to quite a lot of famous/influential people for whom you are quite unimportant. How they treated you could be illuminating. Peter Mandelson was – twice – by *far* the most dismissive and unpleasant.

ACAB

Wood would have a shot at the piano and Evans at the faces, but combined and with timing?

Having not seen him for a while but having seen a few vids today, he really is.

There's a reason nobody has taken over this bit in the last thirty years, and it's that it's *really fucking hard*

Just time for a final sing-song. All together!

T shirt, questions.

It's ironic he made his career on characters with no self-awareness, isn't it?

Gervais has about as much relevance to the current moment as Benny Hill did to the 2000s.

Absolutely one of the biggest twats in the world. Absolutely indictment of our culture that he, unlike Corden, Walliams or Brand, is still a thing.

My editor mentioned this morning that Melania made $7 million this weekend and I reminded him how the NYT Bestsellers list had to start adding that asterisk to books by right-wing authors whose new books mysteriously sell a ton of bulk orders right when they come out and then none after that

Hey girl, are you Gorton & Denton because I'm parachuting into your seat

Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe

I assume she's done a Mrs Glinner

Regis Le Bris = Roger De Bris

It's been incredibly central to both my life and that of my bitch ex-wife

Manchester is in my blood in much the same way as trauma never really leaves you although my wife did

don't think you get to say this as someone who wrote a very detailed autobiography, I'm afraid!

"Divorced. I've got access to the kids but they don't want to see meeee"

Is "my ex-wife is from Manchester" a winning line, really?