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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

AAHHHHH!!!!

What did people do before SNAP?”

They died.

Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival.

They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore

The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others.

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

If they preserve me in amber please do not observe my willy with a lustful gaze

I need every app on my tv to stop auto-playing shit when idle. Let me have a goddamn moment of peace ok OK

everyone is welcome and encouraged to resist fascism, to fight back

but we can’t just go back to Clinton/Obama neoliberalism

it wasn’t working then, it got us where we are now, and it won’t get us out

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own.

Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

Kristi Noem has filed a federal complaint against hummingbirds for their unchartered yearly migrations which bring them to the United States without documentation. In the complaint, Noem has requested the development of a tiny missile system to eliminate these illegal travelers.

people have to harden their hearts and understand who the true enemy is: anyone who is part of the fascist state operations, which includes all cops and ICE agents. yes, even the ones crying crocodile tears today after years of moving us to this point

Filthy casuals

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference

goddamn is there anything Wikipedia editors can’t do www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/n...

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

i believe all parades have a right to exist and defend themselves

tape over the sensor on an automatic flush urinal

you're Not gettin My piss data, buddy

can ai be vampires

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

15 years of every C suite going “we need to fire the skilled workers and do more internet” and this is how every business works now.

screen-cap of lady gaga eating a bowl of cereal and asking “you guys are still arguing about columbus?”

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

It is worth reiterating, pretty much non-stop because I think we kinda forget in the constant onslaught of horrible news, that these federal occupations and the secret police are broadly unpopular. Very few people are into this. Nobody who wants a functioning country wants this.

Scooby-doo meatball sub on a french loaf garlic bread

You might be asking, Nathaniel, how many gables can I get for one dollar? One gable? two gables? Friends, if you call in the next 90 minutes, I can put you in a house with six gables plus one amazing bonus gable. Thats right! A House of the Seven Gables for one low price!

Orange over-tanned skin, concealer lips, bleach blonde hair… this is the quintessential ✨ aesthetic ✨ for white trash teenage girls in 2006. God bless.

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war