Kacie

Idk what kind of speedball this is but I’m on 3 Advil, 2 sudefed and a free old fashioned I got for touring a venue and I think it’s cured everything that’s ever been wrong with me.

24.02.2025 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have been off work since 12/24. I gotta leave the house soon. Ive been dressed like Adam Sandler in a poly relationship for 2 weeks.

14.01.2025 21:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cash saver is playing an entire 10000 maniacs album.

08.01.2025 20:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, 100, dies

I told him he was too drunk to get on that motorbike 😞

29.12.2024 21:25 — 👍 1247    🔁 72    💬 25    📌 3

The reveal was spoiled for our kids by both “Homer Simpson leaving the movie theater” and my husband saying “luuuuuke I’m your father” into every oscillating fan he’s ever seen.

15.12.2024 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SIMPLY HAVING A

14.12.2024 13:23 — 👍 47546    🔁 10399    💬 1103    📌 830

Thinking of this bisexual icon today

28.11.2024 16:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wonder how we all got sick…
Could it be 8 little girls collectively coughing on the same basketball and passing it to each other at practice??

27.11.2024 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kid 2’s current flavor of ‘tism is facts about Eastern Europe and the baltics.

26.11.2024 00:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kid 3 “why does Einstein have his tounge out?”
Kid 1 “cause he a freak”
Kid 2 “Moldova has the lowest GDP in Europe”
Me “everyone stop talking until we get home”

26.11.2024 00:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Woman holding big cat like a sleeping baby

I always had girl cats growing up and they were just ok. Very much aloof and stereotypical cats. But I few years ago I got a big, dumb, boy cat. He’s amazing. Highly recommend. (I got 2 more boy cats too)

22.11.2024 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0