Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock)

Goonies I missed out on as a kid and didn't see it until I was an adult. It's fine. I get why kids fell in love with it back in the day, though. It won't do a ton for you as an adult viewer in 2025.

Lost Boys is fun, campy, and stylish. I think it's worth a watch, even now.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

this #Halloween, you may keep your lifelike zombies, sir, and your sexy cosplay girls, THIS... is STILL the best #costume pic on the internet, and s/b re-upped every year

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Mr. Oswalt's costume by Adam of Hollywood

I'm still agog that the monsters and morons among us are now in positions of undoing years and years of progress toward the general good while doing real damage along the way.

I cannot stop watching this video

Sharing Zoobooks with Caleb

NEW EPISODE! My homie Caleb from All Waffle Trick and Younger Than Neil talking punk rock, master's degrees, literature, listening before talking and a ton more. A real chatterbox and such a good dude. Fun one!

Podcatchers everywhere, or the Spotify link below. open.spotify.com/episode/0mms...

I like basically nothing about this President, but if I had to pick a favorite bit of his, it's definitely him bragging about how hard the dementia test is and how proud he is for passing it. It's a hilarious "the sock is off the puppet" moment every single time.

This is important because top 3 Carpenter *for me* is Vampires with James Woods being just so goddamn awesome I can barely handle it. And that’s saying something because that guy turned out to be a completely insufferable wingnut in real life!

Look, noted Rage Against the Machine fan Paul Ryan used to pull this same shit all the time and I didn’t buy it then either. Grow a fucking backbone and actually answer a question about the current moment honestly, you fucking dweeb.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

The only ones I’m missing are New Orleans, Dallas and Honolulu.

I will never underestimate your ability to find a silver lining

A line that makes me laugh literally every fucking time I hear it comes from Robert Smigel in Wayne’s World 2.

“My ma gave me a dollar, and dropped me off at the park & ride.”

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

This game features my kind of logos! cc: @avalanche.bsky.social and @notcanes.bsky.social

He saw this and asked me to start a convo. I’ll connect you in the morning. You better come correct tone-wise, my friend.

Don Cheadle would like a word.

Hitting Corner 3s with Brady Podcast Episode · Off the Clock w/Jon Eks · 10/23/2025 · 42m

NEW EPISODE: I love this dude. Brady works with kids, is a sensational beer pong player, smart as hell, a great hang, and a terrific conversationalist. Listen wherever you get your pods or here's the direct link to Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

I think whenever Trump is no longer in office, the American people - who the White House ACTUALLY belongs to - should act as landlord and charge him damages for illegal modifications to the White House. He's a renter, he didn't get permission, so fuck him. Charge him for repairs.

I've been thinking about with regard to dems' willingness to let trans people's rights get trampled on. I think the reason Mamdani is resonating so much is because he's got an identifiable backbone and won't sacrifice the rights of some to appease people who will never vote for him anyway.

That. Or he thinks we are and that we won't check.

AI can help the environment, even though it uses tremendous energy. Here are 5 ways how Artificial intelligence has caused concern for its tremendous consumption of water and power. But scientists are also experimenting with ways that AI can help people and businesses use energy more eff...

Even the @apnews.com is attempting to launder the benefits of AI & do the bidding of its evangelists. The premise: Hey, you know those data centers that are utilizing MASSIVE amounts of electricity & water? They may be GOOD for the environment actually! (Get fucked) apnews.com/article/clim...

Dammit, you beat me to it.

The optics of Trump building a ballroom that 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in while millions line up for food banks are worth more than any policy paper or economic proposal. This image is a visceral punch in the mouth that needs no words. It should haunt the GOP for a generation.

Ten years ago you didn't hear some new scandal about Nazis every fucking day. This is not normal, and it's not okay.

I have never had anything close to a nazi phase. I have hated any loser ass dipshit who identifies with these godawful cheesedicks since I learned what a nazi was. The fuck is this?

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

I saw this movie once and did not like it. But it did lead to Sean O’Neal of the AV Club to keep pitching more and more absurd ideas for “Dan in Real Life 2: Back 2 Da Life” whenever he wrote a news story that mentioned Steve Carell. That almost made the movie worth it.

I’m not sure if I’ve ever posted this on that platform before, but I want to be on the record: My favorite pro wrestling match of all time is Rockers vs Orient Express at Royal Rumble ‘91. Important.