He’s still going!

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

Go off king.

bbno will to live

And in this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero.

End of story.

I don’t see anything there.

I'LL BE DEER IN THE COLD, COLD GROUND BEFORE I RECOGNIZE MISSOURI.

Retweet if he’s right! 💙💙👏👏

I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s

[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun?

[the fifth little monkey]:

Heavenly Father who art in heaven Baja be thy blast

Obamna ½

I’m finishing up a rewatch of DBZ and I forgot just how fun the Buu saga is. Majin Buu is just a toddler given the tools to murder.

how can we be sure chef boyardee isn’t being g controlled by a fuckin rat under there

Are we really supposed to be able to concentrate on anything at this point. Like, are you shitting me, my liege

Landing in Rehoboth to troll Biden.

All my homies hate Dominic.

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STOP the* "ALT-RIGHT"" * WE BEAT 'EM BEFORE * WE'LL BEAT 'EM NOW *

Yanno, I get a lot of likes on the memes I create...and almost no shares.
It's the sharing that makes a meme go 'round.

a cutout the Dragon Ball Z character Piccolo with a quote “my greatest opponent is my self, if I can discover what my weaknesses are, then I will be an even stronger fighter than I already am.”

thank you Piccolo for the inspiration

dad: what are you drinking, son?
son: soy milk.
dad: hola milk, yo soy padre.

Mothman’s Mom: Take a sweater

Mothman: Mooommm I don’t WANT a sweater

Mothman’s Mom: You might get hungry!

Text over an image of the god emperor of dune (worm guy): the worm in RFK jrs break. Telling him to replace all the misma cereals with varios, locally sourced dried meats (its road kill)

Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun

Image of a Racoon looking in a mirror, text above and below starting the following: God Is Testing Me And I Have Not Studied

Me Forever:

i want mike tyson to knock jake paul's head off in the first punch to stunned silence from the audience but we live in hell so he's almost certainly being paid to take a fall

Please never stop.