Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr.

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Goddamn, how horny do you have to be to let Trump give you dome?

I really wish Eugene DePasquale would have run for governor. But Shapiro was clearly Dem party leadership's choice and we didn't get much say in the matter.

I'm three years older than this guy, smoked for 20 years, and I still look significantly younger than him. Evil really does age you.

Jfc, *little these people respect us

It's always the same song and dance. "We're right, you're wrong, and our institutions are above reproach." It's really illuminating to find out how these people respect the rest of us.

I'm old enough to remember when everyone thought Dan Quayle was a moron. He's a Rhodes Scholar compared to this chipmunk.

Good thing this lady isn't the EIC for an investigative reporting publication. Now, let me take a big sip of water and then look at her bio...

How long have has the Times been doing catch and kill for Trump? Probably oughta investigate that one next.

I fully believe Republicans are far more likely to make a concerted push to lower the age of consent than they are to abandon Trump.

I hate how badly this asshole fooled me

And then the guy who had the blackmail material "committed suicide" in prison. What a co-inky-dink!

Ultimately I still have a hard time believing that he's going to face any serious consequences from this/the document dump, but I sure would love to be 100% wrong about that. Dude is about as guilty as it gets.

Sometimes you just gotta lie your way through it.

damn dude save some pussy for the rest of us

Ahhh yeah that tracks.

Serious question, what purpose does this actually serve? Is there some anti-hemp lobby that's putting money in these fuckers' pockets?

From the top rope

100% this. I don't need insane leaps from one game to the next. The gameplay in TES games has *always* been secondary to the story/lore/setting.

Chuck Schumer is mad that a Muslim was elected mayor of NYC and he's punishing the entire country for it.

All I know is pain 😔

lmao "Bernt Bornich"

The point you made at the end is always what I think of first: the initial reaction to V was so bad that it led to three straight generations of the safest, most milquetoast games possible. And you could make the argument that it was the last four gens, but I give IX a pass for the DLC storylines.

What comes out first: Elder Scrolls 6, GTA 6, or Kingdom Hearts 4?

A medieval relief of the Pied Piper of Hamelin

You gotta wear the suit though

An elected official placing the needs of a foreign country over the needs of the one he was elected to serve is the textbook definition of reason, right?

"I want people to fear me" is a totally normal and not at all terrifying thing for a US president to say.

Man shut up with this bullshit

Gonna screenshot this for every time a Matty Y post ends up on my feed